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Scarface goes to Jail You all don't have it that bad.

#21 User is offline   Scarface 

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Posted 24 May 2008 - 03:52 AM

But I want him to suffer.
"The calling of a healer is to provide the remedy that is warranted.
Sometimes, the remedy is death."


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Posted 24 May 2008 - 04:24 AM

well that is the best we can do collectively as a whole

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Posted 24 May 2008 - 11:11 AM

Read your first post and, yeah, sounds like you didn't do anything wrong. You didn't resist arrest, they had no reason to arrest you, so they can't really convict you of anything there. As for the battery, wtf? Sounds like they just wanted to make it sound worse. I mean, if you tackled the cop, he'd probably flinch, too. Of course, then it'd be assault...

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Posted 24 May 2008 - 11:36 AM

glad to hear you got everything pretty much cleared up, also I think that woman takes pleasure in making people nervous and then dishing the news like that
"Fans, for the past two weeks you have been reading about the bad break I got. Yet today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. I have been in ballparks for seventeen years and have never received anything but kindness and encouragement from you fans.
So I close in saying that I might have been given a bad break, but I've got an awful lot to live for. Thank you."
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Posted 25 May 2008 - 11:12 PM

That's awesome, man. I'm glad to hear you're only dealing with a misdemeanor.

Good luck!
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#26 User is offline   Scarface 

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Posted 07 July 2008 - 08:23 PM

heh

Name of this thread fits just fine.

Final verdict.

A plea of no contest with a 10 day sentence in jail.

My friend got off scott free because he had a clean record. Me? Nope!

My brother got nothing, my friend (glad he got nothing) doesn't have to deal with this no more.

The cop said in his statement that I was kicking and screaming when he laid his hand on me and that I threw a wild punch at him and kept struggling when he had me pinned to the ground.

Because of his statement (which a complete fucking lie) I was going to have 250 days in jail....on a misdemeanor.

My lawyer lowered it to ten days...which is better....but

what the fuck man.

I hate cops.
"The calling of a healer is to provide the remedy that is warranted.
Sometimes, the remedy is death."


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Posted 07 July 2008 - 11:24 PM

That's pretty fucking bullshit.

If there's nothing you can do, I guess it'll be a chance to catch up on your reading.

But still... Christ. Stupidest shit ever.
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 02:06 AM

View PostCFius Pip, on Jul 8 2008, 01:24 AM, said:

Stupidest shit ever.


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Posted 08 July 2008 - 09:20 AM

SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!!!

You were probably better off dealing with them Rambo style.

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Posted 08 July 2008 - 10:13 AM

"Got to watch out for the police,
If you're drivin' through Nutbush."
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Posted 08 July 2008 - 10:25 AM

It's fucking ridiculous that you got a sentence at all...

But at least it wasn't the 250 day one.

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Posted 08 July 2008 - 10:29 AM

They ain't pigs because they're reasonable or fair.


Or just for that mater.
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Posted 09 July 2008 - 10:17 AM

Ok, so one thing still lingers.

I have to turn myself in on the 17th...

but I have to work that entire week.

What kind of lie can I tell my job so that they don't know I'm missing ten days of work to stay in a jail cell hotel?
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Sometimes, the remedy is death."


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Posted 09 July 2008 - 10:22 AM

Umm...


Maybe the truth.


You got slammed by the Pigs for trying to help out your brother.
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Posted 09 July 2008 - 04:05 PM

View PostBelial is Beat, on Jul 9 2008, 01:22 PM, said:

Umm...


Maybe the truth.


You got slammed by the Pigs for trying to help out your brother.

This is probably the best thing you could tell them really.

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Posted 09 July 2008 - 05:23 PM

and have everyone at my job know that I have a record? Pass.

I lied and it's settled.
"The calling of a healer is to provide the remedy that is warranted.
Sometimes, the remedy is death."


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Posted 09 July 2008 - 06:19 PM

View PostScarface, on Jul 9 2008, 08:23 PM, said:

and have everyone at my job know that I have a record? Pass.

I lied and it's settled.


If they find out, they can let you go. :/ Happened to a guy I know.

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 11:16 AM

I would have just told them you had a family emergency. If they pressed, extremely ill grandparent. And look, they slipped away like three days in. Your job can't deny you grievance leave.

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 08:32 PM

some places might require some proof
i.e. death certificate copy.

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Posted 16 July 2008 - 01:57 AM

View Postnoodle, on Jul 15 2008, 09:32 PM, said:

some places might require some proof
i.e. death certificate copy.


O.o

Seriously? I don't know about down there, but up here it's illegal for anyone other then a few gov't organizations, the deceased family, and their executor to request a death certificate.

Hmm, well, whatever he told them must have been fine.

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