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#1 User is offline   Feral Aristocrat 

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Posted 16 April 2009 - 06:15 PM

For those of you with unnamed nethers, this is the thread to suggest probable names and critique other names. If you already have a name, post it here.

Everyone already knows about me and my Hellhammer.
Fingered slowly like the first time you came. The agents of oblivion descend upon the sane. Caked with mud and mother's blood; Playing death games in the rain. And we wonder how it feels to be free. I thought I heard them whisper mutiny. Living room rape scenes. We cut their throats while they slept; Dreaming and digesting shards of turtle shell. The television's blaring, And the ghost of Hitler speaks, Crowned with barbed-wire. I smear my warm semen on the walls of my oppression. I accuse God for the murder of eternity. My everything that is nothing. Christian propaganda and dog sperm. Degeneration... The beautiful downgrade. Do you remember the first sunrise? Sharpened bone clenched tight in your fist; Screaming into the blue; An urge to kill the sky. I can smell the forest like pussy in heat. Barefoot I run through the chaos. The assassins of freedom tend the burning of truth. As we walk these prison walls; It's maddening, always touching something.

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Posted 16 April 2009 - 06:17 PM

btw set, ive been thinking.

i've seen your penis, but not your face

is this correct?

View PostU-1, on May 12 2007, 02:20 AM, said:

graphical style bothered you?..wait you mean you rather Link be a bugged eyed kid..nah I prefer mine with pubes and a deep voice.

View PostHappyLittleBoozer, on Feb 15 2007, 01:49 AM, said:

Yeah. I got drunk one night a few years ago, before a round of sex and put my dick in a scanner.

View PostJ-Stop, on Dec 1 2007, 11:01 PM, said:

I'd drown the baby and daughter in milk while throwing the parents in the micowave or maybe just toss all of them in the mircowave.
By the end of the box I'd be some kind of gingerbread Hitler.

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Posted 16 April 2009 - 07:29 PM

View PostPamuya, on Apr 16 2009, 09:17 PM, said:

btw set, ive been thinking.

i've seen your penis, but not your face

is this correct?


Not a good, recent picture of my face... no. I'm not much of a photograph guy but I really should get at least one done.
Fingered slowly like the first time you came. The agents of oblivion descend upon the sane. Caked with mud and mother's blood; Playing death games in the rain. And we wonder how it feels to be free. I thought I heard them whisper mutiny. Living room rape scenes. We cut their throats while they slept; Dreaming and digesting shards of turtle shell. The television's blaring, And the ghost of Hitler speaks, Crowned with barbed-wire. I smear my warm semen on the walls of my oppression. I accuse God for the murder of eternity. My everything that is nothing. Christian propaganda and dog sperm. Degeneration... The beautiful downgrade. Do you remember the first sunrise? Sharpened bone clenched tight in your fist; Screaming into the blue; An urge to kill the sky. I can smell the forest like pussy in heat. Barefoot I run through the chaos. The assassins of freedom tend the burning of truth. As we walk these prison walls; It's maddening, always touching something.

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Posted 16 April 2009 - 09:03 PM

i dont remember seeing your face omg i need to see it!

all i have to go off of is your penis!

and your penis is on my other hard drive :(

View PostU-1, on May 12 2007, 02:20 AM, said:

graphical style bothered you?..wait you mean you rather Link be a bugged eyed kid..nah I prefer mine with pubes and a deep voice.

View PostHappyLittleBoozer, on Feb 15 2007, 01:49 AM, said:

Yeah. I got drunk one night a few years ago, before a round of sex and put my dick in a scanner.

View PostJ-Stop, on Dec 1 2007, 11:01 PM, said:

I'd drown the baby and daughter in milk while throwing the parents in the micowave or maybe just toss all of them in the mircowave.
By the end of the box I'd be some kind of gingerbread Hitler.

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 03:44 PM

View PostPamuya, on Apr 17 2009, 12:03 AM, said:

i dont remember seeing your face omg i need to see it!

all i have to go off of is your penis!

and your penis is on my other hard drive :(


I thought I posted it in the beginning of the picture thread of me when I was 16 and at a wedding. If it's not there, then I don't have it anymore.
Fingered slowly like the first time you came. The agents of oblivion descend upon the sane. Caked with mud and mother's blood; Playing death games in the rain. And we wonder how it feels to be free. I thought I heard them whisper mutiny. Living room rape scenes. We cut their throats while they slept; Dreaming and digesting shards of turtle shell. The television's blaring, And the ghost of Hitler speaks, Crowned with barbed-wire. I smear my warm semen on the walls of my oppression. I accuse God for the murder of eternity. My everything that is nothing. Christian propaganda and dog sperm. Degeneration... The beautiful downgrade. Do you remember the first sunrise? Sharpened bone clenched tight in your fist; Screaming into the blue; An urge to kill the sky. I can smell the forest like pussy in heat. Barefoot I run through the chaos. The assassins of freedom tend the burning of truth. As we walk these prison walls; It's maddening, always touching something.

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 11:18 AM

I have absolutely no idea what you look like Set but I have a good idea of how fucking amazing your penis is... Like the true horn of Satan.

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 02:33 PM

penisblade 2.0

View PostCoffeeCake, on May 5 2009, 02:01 AM, said:

ggdnna missed woork haha WHOOPS!i guesstheyl just have to findsomneone slese to fillinforme like anyonewho has 2two working hadsn and arsm,. shit alal my firends arjust shellfsih pricks, one1thinsk hes thes most rormantic fucck in tehw wordl whwen he es acctuyll juist theas bust msfeltsih fuck wheo doessnt ttasek hgis freiasnpartenr.givve ita ffew yrdas and i;;n surehell rprobably rlockd upforrearpe or ssomefshit lkeh thas.hahadamn gots skike fosur ffreiends hwod prroally jsust nott agive a flsying fccuk if i dieed inamy slseep tontgugtit,.

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 02:43 PM

View PostIndiecent Exposure, on Apr 18 2009, 05:33 PM, said:

penisblade 2.0

You named your penis after Mitch?
"Fans, for the past two weeks you have been reading about the bad break I got. Yet today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. I have been in ballparks for seventeen years and have never received anything but kindness and encouragement from you fans.
So I close in saying that I might have been given a bad break, but I've got an awful lot to live for. Thank you."
— Lou Gehrig at Yankee Stadium, July 4, 1939

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 03:19 PM

or he named it after me hmmm? which is the matrix and which is reality?

View PostCoffeeCake, on May 5 2009, 02:01 AM, said:

ggdnna missed woork haha WHOOPS!i guesstheyl just have to findsomneone slese to fillinforme like anyonewho has 2two working hadsn and arsm,. shit alal my firends arjust shellfsih pricks, one1thinsk hes thes most rormantic fucck in tehw wordl whwen he es acctuyll juist theas bust msfeltsih fuck wheo doessnt ttasek hgis freiasnpartenr.givve ita ffew yrdas and i;;n surehell rprobably rlockd upforrearpe or ssomefshit lkeh thas.hahadamn gots skike fosur ffreiends hwod prroally jsust nott agive a flsying fccuk if i dieed inamy slseep tontgugtit,.

SEEDDNSA AI THESD FAMILK BOASST MUTTHA FFCUASKs

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 03:46 PM

View PostIndiecent Exposure, on Apr 18 2009, 06:19 PM, said:

or he named it after me hmmm? which is the matrix and which is reality?

OMG, YOUR PENIS IS MITCH LOMME.
"Fans, for the past two weeks you have been reading about the bad break I got. Yet today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. I have been in ballparks for seventeen years and have never received anything but kindness and encouragement from you fans.
So I close in saying that I might have been given a bad break, but I've got an awful lot to live for. Thank you."
— Lou Gehrig at Yankee Stadium, July 4, 1939

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 04:07 PM

i kid i kid. Although when i was 4 years old my 18 year old brother told me i had to name my penis, so i named it Mountain Dew cause that was my favourite drink. So there you go.

View PostCoffeeCake, on May 5 2009, 02:01 AM, said:

ggdnna missed woork haha WHOOPS!i guesstheyl just have to findsomneone slese to fillinforme like anyonewho has 2two working hadsn and arsm,. shit alal my firends arjust shellfsih pricks, one1thinsk hes thes most rormantic fucck in tehw wordl whwen he es acctuyll juist theas bust msfeltsih fuck wheo doessnt ttasek hgis freiasnpartenr.givve ita ffew yrdas and i;;n surehell rprobably rlockd upforrearpe or ssomefshit lkeh thas.hahadamn gots skike fosur ffreiends hwod prroally jsust nott agive a flsying fccuk if i dieed inamy slseep tontgugtit,.

SEEDDNSA AI THESD FAMILK BOASST MUTTHA FFCUASKs

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 04:13 PM

View PostIndiecent Exposure, on Apr 18 2009, 07:07 PM, said:

i kid i kid. Although when i was 4 years old my 18 year old brother told me i had to name my penis, so i named it Mountain Dew cause that was my favourite drink. So there you go.

LOL

Before I knew erections were sexual I'd get them thrust them in the air with my shorts on in front of my sisters and scream mount fujiama. True story.
"Fans, for the past two weeks you have been reading about the bad break I got. Yet today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. I have been in ballparks for seventeen years and have never received anything but kindness and encouragement from you fans.
So I close in saying that I might have been given a bad break, but I've got an awful lot to live for. Thank you."
— Lou Gehrig at Yankee Stadium, July 4, 1939

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 04:39 PM

View PostGummyBearOfDoom, on Apr 18 2009, 04:13 PM, said:

LOL

Before I knew erections were sexual I'd get them thrust them in the air with my shorts on in front of my sisters and scream mount fujiama. True story.


boys and their mountains.

View PostCoffeeCake, on May 5 2009, 02:01 AM, said:

ggdnna missed woork haha WHOOPS!i guesstheyl just have to findsomneone slese to fillinforme like anyonewho has 2two working hadsn and arsm,. shit alal my firends arjust shellfsih pricks, one1thinsk hes thes most rormantic fucck in tehw wordl whwen he es acctuyll juist theas bust msfeltsih fuck wheo doessnt ttasek hgis freiasnpartenr.givve ita ffew yrdas and i;;n surehell rprobably rlockd upforrearpe or ssomefshit lkeh thas.hahadamn gots skike fosur ffreiends hwod prroally jsust nott agive a flsying fccuk if i dieed inamy slseep tontgugtit,.

SEEDDNSA AI THESD FAMILK BOASST MUTTHA FFCUASKs

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 08:32 PM

View PostFeral Aristocrat, on Apr 17 2009, 03:44 PM, said:

I thought I posted it in the beginning of the picture thread of me when I was 16 and at a wedding. If it's not there, then I don't have it anymore.

I remember that pic. Because you looked like someone I used to play D&D with. xD
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Posted 19 April 2009 - 06:56 PM

i always thought that giving your nethers a name was pretty stupid. but i whole heartedly agree with giving genitals in general other terms.

i'm also pretty surprised no one has mentioned "axe wound".

View PostLeadingMan, on Jun 16 2009, 02:10 AM, said:

Any chance we can we stop waxing melodramatic and get back to butt-sex?

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Posted 19 April 2009 - 08:18 PM

View Postnoodle, on Apr 19 2009, 09:56 PM, said:

i always thought that giving your nethers a name was pretty stupid. but i whole heartedly agree with giving genitals in general other terms.

i'm also pretty surprised no one has mentioned "axe wound".

rofl, amazing.
"Fans, for the past two weeks you have been reading about the bad break I got. Yet today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. I have been in ballparks for seventeen years and have never received anything but kindness and encouragement from you fans.
So I close in saying that I might have been given a bad break, but I've got an awful lot to live for. Thank you."
— Lou Gehrig at Yankee Stadium, July 4, 1939

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Posted 30 April 2009 - 11:05 PM

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Posted 01 May 2009 - 12:30 AM

BEHOLD,THE ARMIES OF SEMEN DESCEND SCREAMING FROM THE NETHERS!

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Posted 01 May 2009 - 10:14 AM

View Postnoodle, on Apr 19 2009, 08:56 PM, said:

i always thought that giving your nethers a name was pretty stupid. but i whole heartedly agree with giving genitals in general other terms.

i'm also pretty surprised no one has mentioned "axe wound".

I will never look at a vagina the same way again.

View PostSiendra, on Oct 22 2008, 01:20 AM, said:

For some reason I just imagined Brian trying on womens lingerie while Britt fussed over the clasps and straps....
I can't decide if I'm turned on or not.

View PostScarface, on Sep 18 2008, 01:03 PM, said:

I miss his black ass. :(
he makes Brian look like Bill Gates.

View PostCoffee, on 10 September 2009 - 02:27 PM, said:

coincidentally i also want a naked woman on my ribcage. just not a tattoo.

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Posted 21 July 2009 - 12:31 PM

Epic penis name of the winz :o

Violator of old men!

As in "Behold the grand VIOLATOR OF OLD MEN!"

But wow, I seriously never thought of penis names xD

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