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early FF13 reviews hmmm seemingly not impressed

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Posted 14 March 2010 - 03:59 PM

I heard that the way the party comes together is alot more organic.

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Posted 15 March 2010 - 01:07 AM

View PostElitist Indie Hipster, on 14 March 2010 - 03:59 PM, said:

I heard that the way the party comes together is alot more organic.

i don't want to spoil it for anyone but Lightning is actually a solider who believes she's her dead friend and all the main characters are orphans who lived in the same orphanage when they were little which was owned by Pulse.

Sazh is just a black guy though.
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Posted 15 March 2010 - 10:18 AM

i've been playing it. its kinda nice what they did with potions and stuff, but it still plays like almost everyother game.


regardless, i'll probably still play the shit out of it.
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Posted 16 March 2010 - 12:38 PM

Vanille may very well be the hottest FF character ever

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Posted 16 March 2010 - 04:30 PM

View PostElitist Indie Hipster, on 16 March 2010 - 12:38 PM, said:

Vanille may very well be the hottest FF character ever


Ewww.
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Posted 17 March 2010 - 12:20 AM

i got a thing for underage redheads, you going to judge me?

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Posted 17 March 2010 - 01:57 AM

View PostElitist Indie Hipster, on 17 March 2010 - 12:20 AM, said:

i got a thing for underage redheads, you going to judge me?


I don't care about the underage redhead part. Vanille is just gross looking. Not to mention every word she says makes me want to line up all the living things in the world and then strangle them all into oblivion one by one.

And before anyone says it, yes I understand that "her mouth will be busy" or "she doesn't have to talk" But she does and will... Incessantly. And every time her fucking mouth opens another part of my soul is sacrificed painfully unto the gnashing maw of a thousand hells. Even if Pauly Shore was the hottest man on the planet, he'd still be Pauly Shore and Vanille is somehow even worse than that.
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Posted 17 March 2010 - 10:45 AM

pauly shore is the hottest man on the planet.

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Posted 17 March 2010 - 12:54 PM

View PostLeadingMan, on 17 March 2010 - 01:57 AM, said:

Vanille is just gross looking. Not to mention every word she says makes me want to line up all the living things in the world and then strangle them all into oblivion one by one.

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Posted 17 March 2010 - 06:23 PM

View PostCoffee, on 15 March 2010 - 01:07 AM, said:

i don't want to spoil it for anyone but Lightning is actually a solider who believes she's her dead friend and all the main characters are orphans who lived in the same orphanage when they were little which was owned by Pulse.

Sazh is just a black guy though.

So... it's a little bit of 7 and 8? Or is this sarcasm? I really can't tell!
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Posted 13 June 2010 - 11:07 AM

fucking pos game bricks my system.. after the first major boss fight every damn time.

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For some reason I just imagined Brian trying on womens lingerie while Britt fussed over the clasps and straps....
I can't decide if I'm turned on or not.

View PostScarface, on Sep 18 2008, 01:03 PM, said:

I miss his black ass. :(
he makes Brian look like Bill Gates.

View PostCoffee, on 10 September 2009 - 02:27 PM, said:

coincidentally i also want a naked woman on my ribcage. just not a tattoo.

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Posted 13 June 2010 - 01:13 PM

View PostU-1, on 13 June 2010 - 11:07 AM, said:

fucking pos game bricks my system.. after the first major boss fight every damn time.

Nothing can be really done about it. Square blames Sony for the problem, Sony blames Square.

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Posted 13 June 2010 - 01:23 PM

View PostU-1, on 13 June 2010 - 11:07 AM, said:

fucking pos game bricks my system.. after the first major boss fight every damn time.

that's strange. I haven't had that problem on my system.

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Posted 13 June 2010 - 03:31 PM

View PostArtie, on 13 June 2010 - 01:23 PM, said:

that's strange. I haven't had that problem on my system.


It's clearly not universal otherwise the game would have been recalled or it would have been immediately patched out of existence. Sadly there's just several huge bugs that affect various hardware. Mine still has the controller deactivates every time a menu loads bug.
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Posted 13 June 2010 - 03:43 PM

View PostLeadingMan, on 13 June 2010 - 03:31 PM, said:

It's clearly not universal otherwise the game would have been recalled or it would have been immediately patched out of existence. Sadly there's just several huge bugs that affect various hardware. Mine still has the controller deactivates every time a menu loads bug.

Well yeah, I actually didn't even hear about any of these bugs until now from anyone so they mustn't be widespread at all.

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Posted 13 June 2010 - 03:55 PM

View PostArtie, on 13 June 2010 - 03:43 PM, said:

Well yeah, I actually didn't even hear about any of these bugs until now from anyone so they mustn't be widespread at all.

Except for the issues being wrote about in articles on major gaming blogs, both Square and Sony commenting on it, and the whole class action lawsuit that was filed two weeks ago.

One person from the internet not hearing about it until now /= not widespread.

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Posted 13 June 2010 - 04:06 PM

View PostJ-Stop, on 13 June 2010 - 03:55 PM, said:

Except for the issues being wrote about in articles on major gaming blogs, both Square and Sony commenting on it, and the whole class action lawsuit that was filed two weeks ago.

One person from the internet not hearing about it /= not widespread.

The fact I haven't heard about it is really surprising because I read about this shit all the time, especially if it's as widespread as you say.

Also I'm not "from the internet". Just so you know.

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Posted 13 June 2010 - 04:15 PM

yeah I tried reloading the game and skipping the cutscene but yet it still refuses to go to the next stage.. Gamefly is gonna send me another one.. and hopefully this copy works.

View PostSiendra, on Oct 22 2008, 01:20 AM, said:

For some reason I just imagined Brian trying on womens lingerie while Britt fussed over the clasps and straps....
I can't decide if I'm turned on or not.

View PostScarface, on Sep 18 2008, 01:03 PM, said:

I miss his black ass. :(
he makes Brian look like Bill Gates.

View PostCoffee, on 10 September 2009 - 02:27 PM, said:

coincidentally i also want a naked woman on my ribcage. just not a tattoo.

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Posted 13 June 2010 - 04:25 PM

after hearing peoples complaints about how it screws up their systems.. i don't think I'll finish it.. i really can't afford to purchase another PS3..let alone a new laser scanner thingie.

View PostSiendra, on Oct 22 2008, 01:20 AM, said:

For some reason I just imagined Brian trying on womens lingerie while Britt fussed over the clasps and straps....
I can't decide if I'm turned on or not.

View PostScarface, on Sep 18 2008, 01:03 PM, said:

I miss his black ass. :(
he makes Brian look like Bill Gates.

View PostCoffee, on 10 September 2009 - 02:27 PM, said:

coincidentally i also want a naked woman on my ribcage. just not a tattoo.

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Posted 18 July 2010 - 10:37 AM

Quick Question?

Any of you guys get the Sprint Shoes?.. and if you did how?.. and is it really worth it?.. but farming the boss that drops the tetric crown/tiara...and a shitload of bombcores.

View PostSiendra, on Oct 22 2008, 01:20 AM, said:

For some reason I just imagined Brian trying on womens lingerie while Britt fussed over the clasps and straps....
I can't decide if I'm turned on or not.

View PostScarface, on Sep 18 2008, 01:03 PM, said:

I miss his black ass. :(
he makes Brian look like Bill Gates.

View PostCoffee, on 10 September 2009 - 02:27 PM, said:

coincidentally i also want a naked woman on my ribcage. just not a tattoo.

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