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  1. July the fourth be with you, AE.
  2. Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain already feels like a MGS title without Kojima despite that he probably had more involvement in it than with 4. the story is lame, the boss encounters aren't unique or fun to play, the new characters are not interesting besides Skull Face (Quiet is straight up ridiculous and not because of her outfit), and the twist at the end undermines other major plot points in the series. It could have just ended with Venom Snake ripping his face off to reveal he was Johnny Sasaki's father all along. That said, I think the game itself is great. 90+ hours and it still hasn't felt repetitive yet. When GB ends up doing Metal Gear Scanlon V, Dan should take a shot anytime a character says "revenge" "phantom" or "parasite." Also I managed to only get three characters out alive in my first run of Until Dawn. No one got to go to the bone zone. :(
  3. good god almighty, the way Resident Evil Revelations 2 is being distributed is the worst. it's one thing to buy a game buggy and busted to the point of it being unplayable at launch, but a whole other thing when you spend the money on the season pass and then will not let you download the game. Resident Evil Revelations 2 is alright. i hate that they replaced the item finding mechanic in 1 with an even more tedious one. it's a step up from the first Rev, though. i'm playing the 3D Ocarina of Time remake on the new 3ds, and it still holds up! it's also good to have a DS with sides that are curved instead of hard square edges (like the DSi) that dig into your palms.
  4. the special effects on the new TMNT movie are pretty low budget.
  5. Miyamoto's favorite anime isn't HiLLKiNG: I Can't Believe My Husband Is a Propane Salesman? The slice of life action-comedy staring small town propane manager Hank Hill as he is thrust into saving the world's supply of propane with his giant mech. His catchphrase, in Sailor Moon-like fashion, before fighting off enemies is "I tell you what.... I'm gonna kick your ass!" The first arc is Hank finding out that his life long friend Dale is actually his rival, masked ace fighter pilot Rustii Shackleford.
  6. happy late birthday, AE! it's sad that the board is so inactive anymore considering other parts of the internet are/have been so shitty for a while now. but at least this happened Letterman -Mayonaka no Jikan-
  7. Hatsune Miku: Project Diva F "Hey, you know how most rhythm games have a bar to simulate a real music staff so your eyes can follow the progression of the song? Yeah, let's not have that in our game. Let's just have the inputs pop up randomly on screen."
  8. the more expensive version: http://www.poopourri.com/
  9. Grave of the Fireflies. last ten minutes totally destroyed me emotionally.
  10. thankfully they had Wolverine there to stop him. Vince should cosplay Professor X next. he's already been in a wheelchair a bunch of times.
  11. "Sarah (Tatiana Maslany), Alison (Maslany), and Cosima (Maslany) find more trouble as they meet Rachel Duncan (Maslany)." This is the most accurate description of Orphan Black. You just wait in the back for someone to cut in so everyone behind him goes "Whoa hey whoa this guy hey whoa, this guy here, whoa, this fuckin' guy, what's this guy doing, whoa."
  12. Frozen. do you want to build a snow man is catchier than let it go. real talk.
  13. Deception IV. never played a Deception game before, finding it a lot of fun so far.
  14. the demo to Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker 2. magic is way overpowered in 2 if you want to go that route. bring your ATN up enough to get two slots, and your INT to wield great soul arrows. then keep farming bosses like the Covetous Demon to gain a lot of souls.
  15. i feel like i have amnesia while playing the new Thief. i don't remember how i got here, and i don't remember how to get back. i remember to walk slowly to take out the same archer in the same location who always walks the same route and comes back after i enter someplace else, because his swordsman friend (and all the others in The City) haven't learned how to climb and i can easily get away from them. i remember that the one guy in the city no longer smells of sweat and piss because he just got home from having sex with a sweet scented prostitute, because he tells his friend the same exact story every time as i pass his window trying to find the right route out of this section of the map. and this poor woman has seen this ghost girl three times and the man she's with tells her she's crazy for the third time in the same exact dialogue exchange between them, as i'm just standing here in place waiting for a guard to turn his back. must be a side effect of the Gloom.
  16. Blue is the Warmest Color. the romantic in me is tore up and heartbroken. the realist knows that's exactly how that's how things would have ended. real life isn't season 3 of Friends or Gone Home. it could have done without much of the sex scenes, if only because after the first one it gets way too porn-y and unrealistic for a then couple. either that or i need to call up my old girlfriend from highschool and tell her we were doing things wrong. also, for a bunch of cultured people they all eat bolognese like slobs.
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