I live in front of this asshole neighbor (John) who may or may not be schizophrenic, either way he is still an asshole. Usually he yells obsenities at my dog as he walks by or tries to fight our neighbors in my front yard. Recently though he's been throwing dead rats and squirrels in my yard, since there are no bite marks or signs of trauma on them i assume they were poisoned. My dog ate one of the rts, and luckily, did not fall ill. It sucks, but it didn't seem strange coming from the guy who berates my dog for the size of his penis (true story).
So today, the neighbor from across the street comes to my door and tells me that this Johns cat is dead and that John is telling the entire neighborhood that me and my roomates poisoned it. He has called animal services on us for my dog that barks sometimes. My neighbor told me that he's out for revenge and says he's going to kill my dog. I've had lots of problems with neighbors pulling guns or trying to assault me and my roomates, but never did i think that i would have to deal with this shit in Olympia.
Game on, John, game on.