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amy

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  1. today i watched borat and bruno. About as interesting as the simpsons
  2. Yesterday i watched the first 30 minutes of Wristcutters: A Love Story and The Brothers Bloom. THEY BOTH SUCK
  3. sooo hot....dehydrating.... All I DO is drink GATORADE i dont give a CRAP
  4. I quit a job...then i quit another job....then i quit smoking All I do is take walks! I don't give a SHIT
  5. I'm at the library..... My new job is so easy and doable but I'm so nervous there for no good reason. n__n I think I have an unfounded fear that working at a gas station has corrupted me or something so I try to overcompensate by being SUPERPOLITE WOMAN to customers.
  6. well i just read the manual........
  7. amy

    Happy 4/20!

    Word I pulled an impoverished move this morning and paid in plasma money! I even referred my friend! I'm not kidding man.....I'M ON THE COMMERCIAL, that is not a lie Worth it though..... None of that body-crushing numbing shit for me today, It's all in my head. My tobacco is grown in Vancouver!!! Hey Canadian loves! Hello, spirit of Ceraziefish!
  8. I'm drinking a PBR. To me right now, it tastes like blood and wine, mixed, added to, and naturally carbonated. In Grand Theft Auto III, you can fuck up people in Portland. Lindsay, I want to fuck up everyone in Portland, except for you, so they'll all stay home sick, and you can walk around alone all day, with everything to yourself....
  9. que te sientes mejor!! yo tampoco, era mi sujeto preferido en colegio pero no lo he practicado
  10. I got some brown Charlotte Russe leather flats... I got some brown canvas shoes from Kohl's I got some sexy black boots from a thriftstore I got some black work shoes from Walmart for work
  11. A girl cant get any help from a man with that, babe
  12. He got asked by a cop if he had any dead hookers in the trunk. Apparently that's a sobriety test question to see if you laugh olololol
  13. "This fucking guy" is over here. He's all askin about people's shit and bandaids and shit. GTFO man!
  14. CandieCane and CoffeeCake are you twins? =O
  15. Where are these wiggers? These wiggers are a myth. I see only douchebags. In recent news: I got a job at Krispy Kreme and by June 1st ima get paid $10 an hour. I was gonna take like two semesters of college for that. 8D Also...............much much happier.
  16. That sounds like the best tartar sauce everrrr. i made a tomato onion and cucumber salad yesterday but anybody could do that
  17. amy

    Confluence Thread

    I found someone else who knows the Confluence. He calls it the collective consciousness and gives me faith in it, real faith, not hope... Right now our legs are about six inches apart his right foot is resting against my right leg he is sleeping i am awake and 40ed up we are waiting on brandon to come back i'm talking about the confluence........ I'm talking about the earliest yellow spring flowers on the still hard bush, I'm talking about the clumpy white sweet smelling flowers on the house-yard bush i'm talking about you could wrap the beautiful things of nature around yourself and not be half close to beauty as the union of something that needs and matches another thing......
  18. just be lucky you can see a doctor... imagine if you couldn't......@___@;;;; it would be epic ass failure. good luck with some free opiates, too
  19. I'm in CONTROL of my 40 right now, wanderer! You better be sorry
  20. 2 apples purchased. One apple for delicious Mulligatawny Soup now being prepared. One for delicious usage!
  21. amy

    Status Report

    i'm just thinking about pineapple and spam sushi dipped in horseradish. Yum.........
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