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THE NEW DEAD BABIES JOKES TOPIC


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What's the difference between a Crucifix and a dead baby?

I'm atheist, why would there be a Crucifix on my wall?

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Three dead babies walked into a bar.

Just kidding.

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What's the difference between a squirrel and a dead baby?

I swerve to avoid a squirrel.

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What do you call 13 babies?

Baker's dozen.

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What's the difference between the ground a dead baby?

I haven't fucked the ground before.

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Jesus once was asked what happened to all the dead babies who died before baptism. He simply stood there and laughed. Jesus is also a fan of dead baby jokes.

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-What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown costume!

-What's the difference between a baby and a bagel?

You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven.

-What's the difference between a dead baby and a felt tip marker?

You don't get second looks when you're writing with a felt tip marker!

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