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And I thought my suspension was ridicules…


Poophy

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I was suspended for drawing on an outside wall with chalk, here is a list of reasons that make that look like armed robbery…

http://www.neoflux.com/content/horrible/

Kids and 'Porn'

At least the crazy punishments for kids isn't limited to just the USA. 3 kids were punished for 'pornography' after being caught drawing a stick figure with boobs and a penis. Of course, it doesn't matter if the kids actually drew the picture or not (the school isn't sure, and the kids aren't talking), they were just gonna punish them anyway:

"The teacher said that even if he hadn't drawn it, he'd 'got pleasure from the picture and that's sick'," said Mathews.

What a lovely attitude.

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I never had teachers like this: Students in Zimbabwea who got in trouble in class were given the option of being caned or sucking her breasts as punishment. Tough choice eh? It reminds me of Eddie Izzard's bit about what the Inquisition would have been like had it been run by the Church of England - cake or death?

We need more punishments like that.

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"Cake or death!

Cake, please.

Well, then... let him have cake!

Cake or death!

Death... I mean cake!

Ahhhh! You said death first!

Well, I meant cake.

Oh, alright... You're lucky we're Church of England.

Cake or death!

Cake, please.

We're all out of cake! We only had two bits and we didn't expect such a rush!

So my choice is "or death"? Well... I'll have the chicken.

Here you are, sir! Thank you for flying church of england! Cake or death?!

Here's your vegetarian dish, Mr. Hitler... you nazi shithead."

Is is sad I memorized that?

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"Cake or death!

Cake, please.

Well, then... let him have cake!

Cake or death!

Death... I mean cake!

Ahhhh! You said death first!

Well, I meant cake.

Oh, alright... You're lucky we're Church of England.

Cake or death!

Cake, please.

We're all out of cake! We only had two bits and we didn't expect such a rush!

So my choice is "or death"? Well... I'll have the chicken.

Here you are, sir! Thank you for flying church of england! Cake or death?!

Here's your vegetarian dish, Mr. Hitler... you nazi shithead."

Is is sad I memorized that?

No. :crube:

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