Tanni Foemangler Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 ...and i think this one's even better than the last one! i already told RT, so i've had a chance to make it all understandable. the story sort of comes in two parts, so here's MY part of it: so i'm sitting in my room doing some crap on the computer and i see my roomie's car pull up through my window. the dude in the room next to mine (ben) comes through with his bike, same as always, then i hear the girl of the house (katrina) yell from her room downstairs "BEEENNN??? TIIIMMMM??" to which we yell "whaaaat??" and she yells back "some guy just tried to get in the house!!" so me and ben jump into action and run in her direction, meet in the kitchen, she's freaking out, and her boyfriend/other roomie noah comes walking in the front door "some dude with a gun is looking for our landlord" aaaaand here's the whole story, as pieced together by noah and katrina: the three of them get home in the car, ben and noah had their bikes on top so ben brought his in the house and noah went around the side to lock his up. when he rounds the corner he sees a black dude in a hockey mask and thinks it's a friend of ours and says "hey what's going on man? ooooo terrorists!!" then he sees there are two dudes and they have guns. one of them grabs him and holds him right there while the other dude tries to get in the backdoor, where katrina had just gone in. she sees a random guy push the door open and fast as FUCK pushes his ass out and locks the door (she's like five feet tall 90 lbs, so it's a pretty rad feat) and yells for me and ben now the guy who just got denied goes back to noah and says "where's the guy with the magnum?" noah says "that's our landlord" and they guys look at each other for a second before hopping the fence into a neighbor's yard so here's what went down: my roommates got home at the same time as our landlord, who owns that chevy/dodge/whatever magnum truckar thing (and lives downstairs...:| ) and these guys tried to jack it it's cool no one got shot or robbed (well, none of US. it would've been awesome if that fucking magnum got jacked), but dudes with guns at the house sucks. i'm pretty sure we're giving the hood one more chance to pull a gun or crowbar out before we move to berkeley Link to comment
Kreutz Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 TLDR, but who doesn't want to shoot the landlord? Link to comment
thebornotaku Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 TLDR, but who doesn't want to shoot the landlord? good question. i do for sure, cause he's a dick who doesn't cash checks for like 3 weeks (we had the rent payment written out, then spent some money, and becuase his lazy ass didn't cash it right away, it bounced =/) Link to comment
Anime Gee Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Sounds like a normal day in my neigborhood. But yeah. That sucks. Going off topic here: you got anymore comics? :mellow: Link to comment
Wind Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Yeah thats why I don't really want to live in the hood. I like living in my little spoiled mid to upper class town. Link to comment
Gundampilotspaz Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 goddamn right! Link to comment
Reinas Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 You have landlord incidents...I have neighbour problems. By far yours sounds far more interesting. And dare I say, it took me a long time to get through your story. Your kinked up toothbrush and toothpaste is distracting. Link to comment
Wind Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Ansonia? ROFL yeah ok. Lets not forget about New Haven, and HARTFORD (highest crime rate in CT) Link to comment
margot Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 move to berkeley how funn. Link to comment
Wind Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Why were you up at 4AM lol Link to comment
Mr.Titanium Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 the only thing like that that happens here is when someone actually gets shot. they don't fuck around, they get the job done and gtfo or else the cops show up. Link to comment
Belial Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 I live in Michigan. We've got two in the top five worst cities in the country as far as crime rate goes, Flint and Detroit. I've spent my fair share of time in both of them, plus I now live outside of Lansing, which is in pretty bad shape too. Link to comment
Arcane Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 I live in Michigan. We've got two in the top five worst cities in the country as far as crime rate goes, Flint and Detroit. I've spent my fair share of time in both of them, plus I now live outside of Lansing, which is in pretty bad shape too. I like to call it "Lake-effect crime." Link to comment
Ceraziefish Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 the only thing like that that happens here is when someone actually gets shot. they don't fuck around, they get the job done and gtfo or else the cops show up. Dude, nothing ever happens in Seattle. The only illegal shit that goes down here is all the heroin, but nobody gets shot over that. Link to comment
Galkar Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 (edited) And that guy that ran around the Central District a few years ago swinging a sword. I love that story. Edited December 10, 2005 by Taekwondeal Link to comment
Ceraziefish Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Ah yes. My school has only been locked down twice in thirty years. Once because a crack dealer was shooting into the air a few blocks away. The first time, however, because this guy went crazy and ran around the neighborhood swinging a katana. Link to comment
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