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I just moved to Eugene over the weekend. I'm now living in one of those college type houses with a few other people. The house is on a corner, and parking out front is fine, but apparently I am not allowed to park in front of my own damn house if I park around the corner. I just got the 900 fixed and brought it home yesterday. I woke up thismornign to a ticket on both! I thought I just wasn't allowed to park over night, so I took the 9000 over to my mom's house and came back to find another ticket on the 900! I'd park around where I'm supposed to but there has been a Civic in front of our house for a week now.

SHIT! FUCK! FUCKING COP BASTARDS! WHY CAN'T I PARK IN FRONT OF MY OWN FUCKING HOUSE!!?

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I know it's the law, but the cops don't really need to drive around every two hours with out fail writing tickets to people parked in front of their own houses. If they should write a ticket to anybody it should be that stupid mystery owner's Honda that has been in front of the house for a week keeping me from parking in the legal zone.

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I know it's the law, but the cops don't really need to drive around every two hours with out fail writing tickets to people parked in front of their own houses. If they should write a ticket to anybody it should be that stupid mystery owner's Honda that has been in front of the house for a week keeping me from parking in the legal zone.

Ugh, check your zoning laws, moron. Most likely, that vehicle can't be parked there unless it's there under owners/tenant approval. If so, have the piece of shit towed.

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Fuck tha police

Comin straight from the underground

Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown

And not the other color so police think

They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't tha one

For a punk muthafucka with a badge and a gun

To be beatin on, and throwin in jail

We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

Fuckin with me cuz I'm a teenager

With a little bit of gold and a pager

Searchin my car, lookin for the product

Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics

You'd rather see me in the pen

Then me and Lorenzo rollin in the Benzo

Beat tha police outta shape

And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape

To tape off the scene of the slaughter

Still can't swallow bread and water

I don't know if they fags or what

Search a nigga down and grabbin his nuts

And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none

But don't let it be a black and a white one

Cuz they slam ya down to the street top

Black police showin out for the white cop

Ice Cube will swarm

On any muthafucka in a blue uniform

Just cuz I'm from the CPT, punk police are afraid of me

A young nigga on a warpath

And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath

Of cops, dyin in LA

Yo Dre, I got somethin to say

M4x0r just said what we were all afraid to say.

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I ain't got no home, I'm just a-roamin' 'round,

Just a wandrin' worker, I go from town to town.

And the police make it hard wherever I may go

And I ain't got no home in this world anymore.

My brothers and my sisters are stranded on this road,

A hot and dusty road that a million feet have trod;

Rich man took my home and drove me from my door

And I ain't got no home in this world anymore.

Was a-farmin' on the shares, and always I was poor;

My crops I lay into the banker's store.

My wife took down and died upon the cabin floor,

And I ain't got no home in this world anymore.

Now as I look around, it's mighty plain to see

This world is such a great and a funny place to be;

Oh, the gamblin' man is rich an' the workin' man is poor,

And I ain't got no home in this world anymore.

- Guthrie

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