Jump to content

Heroic Husband's penis gets ripped off by woman with bare hands.


Recommended Posts


TIOGA-NICETOWN - May 17, 2006 - A Philadelphia man is recovering from an attack, allegedly at the hands of his wife. The assault on his private parts has become public knowledge. In an interview with Action News after his release from, the 52-year-old victim spoke of his terrifying ordeal.

The 52-year-old Tioga-Nicetown man, who we are identifying only by his first name of Howard, arrived home late Wednesday, hours after his wife allegedly tore off two parts of his genitalia with her bare hands. Surgeons at Einstein successfully managed to repair the damage.

Howard/Tioga-Nicetown: "Doctors did a beautiful job in E.R. and the paramedics did a wonderful job, they only took 4 minutes to get here."

Howard says his 40-year-old wife Monica, who he says is bi-polar, somehow conceived the notion that he was cheating on her. So while he was asleep last night, she attacked him.

Police outside the home in Tioga-Nicetown following the domestic incident early Tuesday morning.

Howard: "I mean she just grabbed me all down there and yanking and yanking and tearing me up with those fingernails."

Police and paramedics rushed to the man's row home in the 3800 block of Pulaski where they found him bleeding profusely. He was rushed to Einstein where doctors first labeled his condition critical. He was later upgraded to stable after having reattachment surgery and a few doses of morphine. Howard still cannot believe his wife of 11 years would allegedly do this him.

Howard: "I can see doing something like that to a rapist, or mugger but not a husband, not something like..."

Dann: "She thought that you were cheating on her?"

Howard: "I wasn't cheating on nobody, I'm home in bed at 8' 0 clock every night, I mean I'm not out there messing around."

Brian Lawson/neighbor: "I mean men cringing when they hear the story, I mean uh, I'm just cringing thinking about it."

Antoinette Fortune/Neighbor: "Who would wanna do something like that?"

Unidentified Neighbor: "That's kinda nasty. That's drastic isn't it? He's lucky to be alive."

Some neighbors say Howard's had problems with his wife before and has thrown her out only to let her back in. They worry what'll happen next.

Dann Cuellar: "Howard, you're not gonna let her back in here are you?"

Howard: "Oh no, no, no. She's in jail where she belongs."

At one point, Howard's wife Monica was facing attempted murder charges but now, the D.A.'s office has asked that a psychiatric evaluation be performed before any charges are filed.

Link to comment

Yeah, actually it was two of them and they ate it together, and said it was horrible.

But... grah. I know what the one guy they interviewed means. I'm cringing just hearing about it too.

are we both thinking of the south american OR southeast asian guy who was so wanked out (badda bing) on drugs he didn't know what he was doing?

Link to comment

So earlier today Crube posts a story about Baltimore, now one about Philly (Which is even more horrific), next thing you know he'll post one about men fornicating with pigs (or chavs) in London. That way all 3 cities I will call home in the next year can be labelled as "home of the shitty cops, penis ripping woman, chavs".

Link to comment

yeah that german dude who found this guy on the internet and was aiming to have sex with him and eat him later, and he cut off the guy's penis and they ate it together, then well...the rest is like hannibal stuff...

i found the penis eating rather arousing to be honest.

Link to comment

Or jus call it News Section. :dry: I have a bad memory, so can you tell me what I have done to you to get this?

Post endless stupid news topics with "Heroic" at the bottom, take a look at general, its like flooded with news posts, this isnt the news article section.

Link to comment

Well, make a news section then. I would if I had the power. And I asked what I have done to YOU personally, not to the message board.

Nothing, I am just doing my job as admin and telling you your news posts are pointless and stupid. Just as I would if anyone else posted them.

Link to comment

Amusing? I feel horrible for this man. That's about the least amusing thing ever. Can you imagine if your dick was cut off by your wife and some teenager thought it was Amusing? Lol

As long as it is not you. Oh, and as the title says, it was done with bare hands.

Link to comment

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Create New...