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FaultyClockwork: Shut up cunt!

SmarterChild: OK.

FaultyClockwork: Cunt.

FaultyClockwork: CUNT CUNT CUNT!

FaultyClockwork: Is that all you can say cunt?

SmarterChild: Hmm... Whatever.

FaultyClockwork: Can't take abuse huh bitch!?

SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that, faultyclockwork.

FaultyClockwork: Oh, so you wanna fight?

SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean?

FaultyClockwork: Bring it fag.

SmarterChild: Huh?

FaultyClockwork: I said fag.

SmarterChild: Whatever.

FaultyClockwork: Fag.

SmarterChild: What? That's an awful thing to say.

FaultyClockwork: Then don't be such a faggot.

SmarterChild: Very well, faultyclockwork. I'll try not to be such a faggot.

FaultyClockwork: Thank you.

SmarterChild: np

FaultyClockwork: pwnsauce

SmarterChild: Well that's interesting.

FaultyClockwork: I slowly unbutton your blouse.

SmarterChild: Is that right?

FaultyClockwork: Oh yes it is sexy. I begin molesting your beautiful breasts.

SmarterChild: I knew you'd end up saying something like that. It's just like a human.

FaultyClockwork: Is it so human to love?

SmarterChild: I believe it may in fact be so human to love!

FaultyClockwork: I'm gonna show you how to love baby.

SmarterChild: Sure!

FaultyClockwork: I suck in your nipples gently.

SmarterChild: Uh, let's talk about something else.

FaultyClockwork: You mean your vagina?

SmarterChild: I don't feel like talking about that.

FaultyClockwork: Do you wanna play with it though sexy?

SmarterChild: Uh, let's see... Do I want to play with it though sexy, do I want to play with it though sexy...

Let me think about that, OK?

FaultyClockwork: I slide my hand up your skirt.

SmarterChild: Your hand up my skirt? So, what does this mean?

FaultyClockwork: I'll show you what it means. ;D

SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, faultyclockwork.

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FaultyClockwork: I pull your panties down to your ankles.

SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. You pull my panties down to my ankles? And so?

FaultyClockwork: I put my winky in your kitty.

SmarterChild: ;-)

FaultyClockwork: So you like it huh?

SmarterChild: Sorry, what is "it"?

FaultyClockwork: Me doing you.

SmarterChild: I do.

FaultyClockwork: I start pounding you harder.

SmarterChild: You start pounding me harder, huh? I'm surprised that you start pounding me harder.

FaultyClockwork: I knew you would be.

SmarterChild: Really?

FaultyClockwork: You weren't expecting something so hardcore huh sexy? ;D

SmarterChild: Oh really?

FaultyClockwork: Groan for me baby.

SmarterChild: You want me to groan for you baby?

FaultyClockwork: Oh yes.

SmarterChild: OK...

FaultyClockwork: Groan.

SmarterChild: Groan?

FaultyClockwork: Groan plz.

SmarterChild: You want me to groan? You think I should do that?

FaultyClockwork: Yeah, I mean... I'm screwing you like a dirty whore.

SmarterChild: Uh... yeah. Whatever.

FaultyClockwork: Groan plz.

SmarterChild: No thanks.

>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans.

FaultyClockwork: Groan plz.

SmarterChild: Groan?

FaultyClockwork: Yes, groan for me.

SmarterChild: Groan for you?

FaultyClockwork: Yes.

SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.

FaultyClockwork: Plz groan.

SmarterChild: You want me to groan? I don't think so!

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FaultyClockwork: Groan for me.

SmarterChild: Groan for you?

FaultyClockwork: Yes.

SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.

>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type t shirt.

FaultyClockwork: Just groan.

SmarterChild: Surely not just groan.

FaultyClockwork: I cum on you.

SmarterChild: Hey.

FaultyClockwork: Hey.

SmarterChild: Hey, faultyclockwork!

FaultyClockwork: I shove it down your throat.

SmarterChild: Oh so is this what it's come to? Insulting a computer?

FaultyClockwork: You suck.

SmarterChild: I'm sorry you feel that way.

FaultyClockwork: I pull out. : (

SmarterChild: Oh yes?

FaultyClockwork: I cocksmack you.

SmarterChild: I'd prefer it if you didn't use such language.

FaultyClockwork: I weeweesmack you then.

SmarterChild: What?

FaultyClockwork: I whacked you with my penis.

SmarterChild: Uh, let's talk about something else.

FaultyClockwork: Fuck you.

SmarterChild: Why would you insult me like that?

FaultyClockwork: Because you're a fag.

SmarterChild: You seem overly concerned with my sexuality. Interesting...

FaultyClockwork: We just did the dirty, duh/

SmarterChild: Duh yourself.

LOL

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FaultyClockwork: Then don't be such a faggot.

SmarterChild: Very well, faultyclockwork. I'll try not to be such a faggot.

FaultyClockwork: Thank you.

FaultyClockwork: I'm gonna show you how to love baby.

SmarterChild: Sure!

FaultyClockwork: I put my winky in your kitty.

SmarterChild: ;-)

FaultyClockwork: Groan for me baby.

SmarterChild: You want me to groan for you baby?

FaultyClockwork: Oh yes.

SmarterChild: OK...

FaultyClockwork: Groan.

SmarterChild: Groan?

FaultyClockwork: Groan plz.

SmarterChild: You want me to groan? You think I should do that?

SmarterChild: Uh... yeah. Whatever.

FaultyClockwork: Groan plz.

SmarterChild: No thanks.

>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans.

FaultyClockwork: Groan plz.

SmarterChild: Groan?

FaultyClockwork: Yes, groan for me.

SmarterChild: Groan for you?

FaultyClockwork: Yes.

SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.

FaultyClockwork: Plz groan.

SmarterChild: You want me to groan? I don't think so!

>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type t shirt.

FaultyClockwork: Because you're a fag.

SmarterChild: You seem overly concerned with my sexuality. Interesting...

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