darkon Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Every good board needs one, so here it is!!! In its new incarnation, since we lost the old one. What's the difference between a crucifix and a dead baby? I'm atheist. ___ What's the difference between a naked baby and a dead baby? One screams when you fuck it. ___ What do Helen Keller and a dead baby have in common? Neither know when you're laughing at them. ___ What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? It's hard to get the bowling balls out with a pitchfork. ___ Tell your favorite tasteless dead baby jokes! Link to comment
ROCKSTEADY Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 what do you get when you kill a baby? an erection What do you call dead triplet babies, A three course meal Link to comment
ROCKSTEADY Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Whats the difference between Angelina jolie and a dead baby? I could fuck a dead baby. Link to comment
darkon Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 Whats the difference between Angelina jolie and a dead baby? I could fuck a dead baby. HAHAHAHAHA Link to comment
ROCKSTEADY Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 What are two similair things about baseball cards and dead babies. They're collectable and they fit well in shoe boxes. Link to comment
HappyLittleBoozer Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 How do you know when a baby is dead? When I'm fucking it. Link to comment
No Sad Endings Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I think this is the appropriate time to remind everyone of my Haruka and Kantarou making out on top of a pile of dead babies dream. Link to comment
Natsu Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I think this is the appropriate time to remind everyone of my Haruka and Kantarou making out on top of a pile of dead babies dream. your sick Vampy Link to comment
Samurai Drifter Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 -What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed in a clown suit. Link to comment
darkon Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 What do you call someone who likes kids? A pedo. What do you call someone who likes dead babies? Awesome. ____ What's more erotic than 12 dead babies? 13 dead babies. ____ And for AE and AE alone. What is the only thing Set and I share in common? We both lost our virginity to dead babies. Link to comment
ROCKSTEADY Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 What is the only thing Set and I share in common? We both lost our virginity to dead babies. lolz Link to comment
thebornotaku Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a caddy? I DON'T HAVE A CADDY IN MY GARAGE. Link to comment
Anime Gee Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Hahahaha!! These are so comically wrong! ( ^o^) <3 Link to comment
ROCKSTEADY Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 whats the difference between me and a vegan? Vegans cant eat rotting babies. Link to comment
ROCKSTEADY Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 when it comes to babys, my mouth is like a vagina in reverse. Link to comment
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