wierdest way you've made money

[TeleportSandwich]

So yesterday I went with my cousin to his friends house where he had been instructed to feed said friends cats and clean thier litter box. He started dumping all the shit down the tiolet, so I told him "I don't thats such a good idea, son". He told me that that was what his friend had told him to do. So anyway the tiolet gets clogged and the water starts to overflow. He tries to use the plunger to suck out all the cat shit, but to no avail (plunger to big to allow any kind of sucktion). Disprate, he tells me he'll pay me $20 to find out a way of uncloging the tiolet, since I'm aparently the "cat shit expert". So I take th iniciative and get a big plastic bag. rap it around one arm and plung my hand in thier and manually scoop out the cat shit and dump into a waste basket until the tiolet started to flush like normal. The sucker, I would've done it for free~

[Cowboy]

I got paid 80 bucks to take a chick to a dance.

[Nega-Brent]

I sold my sperm to a sperm bank in Orlando so I could buy Kingdom Hearts when it first came out.

[HappyLittleBoozer]

You kids know what a midnight cowboy is?

[Nega-Brent]

You kids know what a midnight cowboy is?

Allow me to answer a question with a question, do you know what a dirty steaming Cleveland sanchez combo buster is?

[Tanni Foemangler]

when i was in middle school this kid paid me a bunch of money to "teach" him to skate. no set amount, i just axed him for some cash whenever i needed it and told him i'd teach him to ollie or something that day. dude gave me a brand new pair of shoes one day

[HappyLittleBoozer]

Allow me to answer a question with a question, do you know what a dirty steaming Cleveland sanchez combo buster is?

Yes.

But seriously, a female friend of mine paid me to fuck her friend for that particular girl's 19th birthday.

[Samurai Drifter]

In high school I used to buy Shock Tarts from the school store for 60 cents/pack and then sell them for $1 a pack.

I made a killing.

[ROCKSTEADY]

I got payed once to go get those little pies at a gas station when i was baked as fuck, During a blizzard. I did it, i bought like 14 of those godamn pies and my friends stole a bunch of Stackers, dramamine, and other white trash highs. I made 2 bucks.

[Natsu]

Yes.

But seriously, a female friend of mine paid me to fuck her friend for that particular girl's 19th birthday.

how much for burly black guys?

[HappyLittleBoozer]

how much for burly black guys?

I got 50 bucks for it. I didn't bother asking for a rate... considering I wouldn't done it for free anyway.

[Natsu]

I got 50 bucks for it. I didn't bother asking for a rate... considering I wouldn't done it for free anyway.

...

I like you man...

[Cip]

when I was 10 I was paid in a bag of M&Ms for running down a hotel hallway completely naked

[HappyLittleBoozer]

when I was 10 I was paid in a bag of M&Ms for running down a hotel hallway completely naked

I don't think any previous or future reply could beat this. I'd really like to see someone try.

[Galkar]

In high school I used to buy Shock Tarts from the school store for 60 cents/pack and then sell them for $1 a pack.

I made a killing.

I used to do something like that. I made these straws full of sour candy that was just citric acid, malic acid, kool-aid and sugar mixed together for 25 cents a straw at my school, and they sold like crazy. I made 20 bucks in one week once just doing that sporadicly.

[Belial]

One springbreak I got paid to prune some old man's grape vines, if you know what I mean...

[darkon]

I don't think any previous or future reply could beat this. I'd really like to see someone try.

I was given a shot of vodka for running around our senior week house in my boxers.

I was already drunk when I did it, so I think that disqualifies me.

[Proserpexa]

Freshman study I got really bored and my friend Chris said he'd give me $3 to snort all the loose powder in a packet of sour patch kids. Hurt like fucking hell, so I bought more sour patch kids with the money.

[JeremyGEE]

Fiending at the skatepark. Bust something in the tranny and then go ask 12 year olds for a dollar.

[Pamuya]

I sold my sperm to a sperm bank in Orlando so I could buy Kingdom Hearts when it first came out.

you have no idea how much i am laughing over this :hardgay:

[DreamerGirl]

Someone gave me weed in exchange for me not killing them for waking me up at god hours in the morning.

I guess that doesn't count though, huh?

Before I could drive I was paid to dress up as a mascot during a car show.