Please help!

[Poophy]

I have been trying to keep this kind of quiet (but I have failed miserably) and since I don’t think there is much true information about me on this site (and hopefully cops have something better to do any way…) I’m willing to reveal to all of you what has been growing in my yard for the last couple months…

This year I decided to try to grow pot, it was my first attempt and in spite of all my mistakes (and there were many!) 2 plants managed to survive, one even grew pretty well (its about 3 feet). But I now have a problem…

Recently there has been trouble with my septic system (that think that makes it safe for your waste to seep into the ground). Because of this my dad plans to have some guys come, dig it up, and possibly (depending on how bad it is) do a lot of work on it. Now this is a problem because there area that they would be working in is in plain sight of my plant. Also, the place that my plant is now is the only place in my yard were it receives direct sunlight and is decently hidden.

Currently I have moved it out of sight but it is receiving very little sunlight were it is, too little for it to realistically stay alive much longer. At the moment I an visiting my grandmother for a wile, but when I get back I need to do something with that plant, my question to you all is what? An idea about how to prematurely harvest it, a place to hide it, or even someone willing to take it off my hands (who ever did this would be welcome to keep a decent cut of the yield)

[Nega-Brent]

Wow, that's pretty stupid.

[J-Stop]

Why not just root it out and smoke it. When the construction is finished, or when you know no one will be back in that area for awhile, go back to square one and re-grow some more.

[FaultyClockwork]

If you really want to spend the money...

Buy yourself a full spectrum light (it imitates sunlight, I'm going to be using one to help with winter depression) and set it up in a closet or a room where no one will find it. Then get a big jug of water and hide it nearby too. That way you can give the plants sun and water while keeping them safe and hidden, but make sure not to keep the light on all the time or water while the light is on because it could result in fires, killing your plant, high electricity bills, etc. Don't put the lamp near anything flamable either.

[Svenska Aeroplan]

Goods and services can be exchanged for money.

[Satan]

If you can't think of a place to hide it, get rid of it. Don't get caught. Its worth starting over again. My concern would be if digging it up leaves a hole and people wonder why there isn't any grass there.

[FaultyClockwork]

people wonder why there isn't any grass there.

LOL

Unintentional jokes ftw.

Yeah, dig that shit up and smoke it. : p Save some for replanting.

Now, I would just like to say I don't think smoking weed is good, but it beats getting caught and at least the weed serves its life purpose.

[amy]

can you eat it?

[Mithrandir]

can you eat it?

That's probably the best suggestion so far.

Or make some rope. You can use marijuana to make rope right?

[Pamuya]

brownies yay

[FaultyClockwork]

That's probably the best suggestion so far.

Or make some rope. You can use marijuana to make rope right?

You can use hemp to make rope. I think there might be a difference between the material used in hemp rope and the material used in a bong.

brownies yay

^ Best suggestions yet.

OMG

Be original.

Happy magic Apple Pie.

[ROCKSTEADY]

if its not budding, just put it somewhere bright enough to keep it flowering, Its probably starting to flower right now if its complete darkness, and if that the case, harvest and enjoy!

[Cip]

at least all that pot your hiding isnt coke or something.

[Siendra]

Maybe instead of potentialy screwing yourself in the ass with a burning hot iron rod, you should just dispose of it.

[Alundra]

Maybe instead of potentialy screwing yourself in the ass with a burning hot iron rod, you should just dispose of it.

Best suggestion so far.

I just stick to alchohol, does the job and I don't have to worry about hiding anything at the end of the day. I could go into the whole, "Welcome to the rest of your life" speech but I'll spare you.

[Battle_Pope]

http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cann...q_harvest.shtml, it seems like helpful info if you're wanting to harvest it asap.

[GummyBearOfDoom]

Leave it out, like some sewage guy cares? He'll probably buy some.

[FaultyClockwork]

Siendra and Alundra are right, but I figure I'd give you my suggestion because you asked.

and people wonder why there isn't any grass there.

Am I the only one who noticed the funny?

[ROCKSTEADY]

Leave it out, like some sewage guy cares? He'll probably buy some.

gummys right, im sure they couldn't really give a fuck, THEY MOVE SHIT AND PISS FOR A LIVING.

They might steal them though.

you know what, who cares they're only 3 feet tall.

[cappy]

Just cover them up with burlap and twine and they'll look like any other shrub being protected for whatever reason.

[Galkar]

Just cover them up with burlap and twine and they'll look like any other shrub being protected for whatever reason.

Seriously, put some inconspicuous shit in front of it.

[ROCKSTEADY]

[FaultyClockwork]

9.5/10

[cappy]

Ok but as suspicious as it looks, what sewage guy goes around looking under every burlap-covered-shrub? None. Wear a wifebeater and hold a shotgun sitting on your front porch with a confederate flag baseball cap, stare him down the entire time, and you're set.

[ROCKSTEADY]

Ok but as suspicious as it looks, what sewage guy goes around looking under every burlap-covered-shrub? None. Wear a wifebeater and hold a shotgun sitting on your front porch with a confederate flag baseball cap, stare him down the entire time, and you're set.

Lolz0rz!1!