Let's make BIG lies about ourselves.

[Crube]

I drive a tank to work everyday. A normal work day consist of testing new weapons out for the military whilst getting a blowjob from the hottest models from around the world. I get roughly about 35 dollars an hour doing this hard work.

[GummyBearOfDoom]

I work for nasa and I helped build the cassini space craft. On a daily basis my job consists of doing mathmatical equations to try to find out better ways to propell our space craft faster into space instead of using the other planets gravity as propulsion. The pays good but the hours suck, I work all night and this guy that sits next to me, Larry he smells like BO so bad Im on verge of throwing up most nights. BUt I guess it's a great job I mean i've been interested in space ever since the human race landed on the moon and the first Star Trek episode. Im 43 years old and I finally settled down in a brand new colonial style house in southern connecticut. I bought it for 430,000 and plan to sell it when the market rises. I feel like i'm rambling on anyways so I got to get back to work on the new programs for the shuttle.

[Nega-Brent]

I love you all. :wub:

[TeleportSandwich]

I get laid at least once a week.

also

I love you all.

[Nega-Brent]

My penis is very small.

[Natsu]

I live in Wind and GPS' Basement.

[Nega-Brent]

I have the smallest penis on this whole forum.

[troN]

im the most attractive person ever

/cry

[Tanni Foemangler]

i'm pretty stoked about moving back to oakland

[Svenska Aeroplan]

I FUCKING LOVE MY JOB!!1

[HappyLittleBoozer]

sXe 4 lyfe!

[Anime Gee]

Everyday, Mr. Jones & I kick it at the coffee shop & we discuss our future business plans...

Anime Gee: Well, Mr. Jones, it seems like production & sales at Gee Mobile has reached its peak. We need a new product! ( >o<)/

Mr. Jones: ... (@_@ ) ??? .... (!o! ) !!! (^o^ ) <3

Anime Gee: You are a genius Mr. Jones! We will rule the automotive industry with that new 4 door box mobile!

Mr. Jones: !!! ( ^o^) <3

And there you have it. Gee Mobile has continuously revolutionized the automotive industry. (^o^ )

[Belial]

This one time Chuck Norris and myself sitting around watching TV. There wasn't anything good on, so we decided, as a joke, to create cancer. At first we thought it was pretty funny, but now we know that it was wrong. We're sorry. (Well, I'm sorry, Chuck isn't.)

[ROCKSTEADY]

im cool.

[The Lone Magician]

I don't live at my dad's house, have tons of money and am DEFINITELY not a virgin.

[Cip]

I live in Wind and GPS' Basement.

no you dont cause wind's dad lives in winds basement.

I have two buttholes.

[Dramatic Conclusion]

I work naked, surrounded by ugly men. I am respected at work. It is the most creative position I could have ever chosen. I don't want to have sex with my boss, or my boss's brother, or the other captains.

[Samurai Drifter]

I DO NOT WORK AT PIZZA HUT. And I get laid all the time!

[Natsu]

I masturbate with barbed wire gloves.

I like country music.

I still think that Thor can beat Batman in hand to hand combat.

[amy]

I would NEVER whine for 2 days about wanting eighty dollar pants. I also refuse to frequent mainstream coffee stores. I especially hate those breakfast sandwiches. Ewwww, breakfast sandwiches. Hey, at least I'm modest. P.S. I HATE YOU ALL

[ROCKSTEADY]

This one time i was chilling with yngwie malmsteen and he challenged me to a guitar off. I kicked his ass.

[megosaurusrexx]

I weigh 822 pounds.

[Nega-Brent]

I hate vaginas.

[Gundampilotspaz]

I think Time Travel is lame.

[Ceraziefish]

I got a full nights's sleep last night, certainly not staying up drinking energy drinks and coffee for hours.

I wasn't away from the house for the entire weekend at PAX.