Dry Humping Injuries

[Elitist Indie Hipster]

So am i the only person this has happened to? Your really in the moment and you dont realize the searing pain right away. Two minutes later, it turns out that while you were humping, your knob was rubbing against your jeans zipper and it left an inch long (cut/Friction burn) that is bleeding and hurts like hell.

[Poophy]

dude… thats what boxers are for

[Alundra]

Been there, done that.

It feels like you've contracted some kind of disease, but then your penis just looks like it got to close to the rug during an inteanse cockfight.

[uniform_motion]

Why were you dry humping something in the first place?

[rockerluke]

Never experienced that...

[Kreutz]

GO GET LAID ALREADY

[stranger]

ha! ... fucking weirdo

[Makil]

GO GET LAID ALREADY

[margot]

GO GET LAID ALREADY

[Belial]

Umm.... I think he was working on getting laid guys, thats the idea behind dry humping, usually.

[margot]

what's the point of dry humping a girl??

I assumed he was talking about injuries from dry humping a pillow, his mattress, ect

Edited December 11, 2005 by Lindsay

[Arcane]

Umm.... I think he was working on getting laid guys, thats the idea behind dry humping, usually.

Yes, I agree. That is what I assumed at least. You don't really "get in the moment" with a pillow.

[Elitist Indie Hipster]

wow at least like 3 people understand

[Makil]

I've never started with dry humping before sex. I usually finger and whatnot. Otherwise I don't hesitate and just go for it.

[Elitist Indie Hipster]

well everyone has their own thing, in my experiences, i can truthfully say it just happens when your making out

[uniform_motion]

Humping pillows? Ew.

[Elitist Indie Hipster]

ya, pillows are the new blowup dolls, i thought i would try it out...............because i am just............. so lonely..

[uniform_motion]

Why the hell would you do something like that? xD

[margot]

Well, hicks cut holes in fences and fuck them.

[uniform_motion]

Well, hicks cut holes in fences and fuck them.

I about said, "I wonder what their girlfriends think of that!" but then...

[margot]

I about said, "I wonder what their girlfriends think of that!" but then...

Their cousins don't mind.

*bad zing*

Edited December 11, 2005 by Lindsay

[Kreutz]

I don't know how kids do it today, but back when I was young, humping with your clothes on got you a slap. If you want to open the channels to sex, pull it out. It's up to her what gets done with it, plus you get the element of surprise in your favor. Don't beat around the bush, so to speak.

Edited December 11, 2005 by Kreutz

[uniform_motion]

I don't know how kids do it today, but back when I was young, humping with your clothes on got you a slap. If you want to open the channels to sex, pull it out. It's up to her what gets done with it, plus you get the element of surprise in your favor. Don't beat around the bush, so to speak.

Temptation rape! D:

[Kreutz]

Temptation rape! D:

Say what you want, but my dick never has zipper marks on it.

[darkon]

No, but one time I rubbed off a layer of skin while masturbating.