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happy birthday hero!!


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Happy aniversary of the day you were thrust into this world kicking and screaming.

(It's not catchy enough for a card, but I still like it.)

It doesn't take much to make a card these days.

(Show old person on front, or old animal.)

"You know the worst thing about getting old?"

Person: Huh, I dunno, what? *Opens card*

(Inside) "I forgot!"

Hardee har har.

Anyway, happy birthday hero.

Edited by Samurai Drifter
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Happy aniversary of the day you were thrust into this world kicking and screaming.

(It's not catchy enough for a card, but I still like it.)

"Before I go, I want to discuss a serious matter. We are born into this fragile world, wet, naked, screaming in terror, and covered with blood... And if you play your cards right, it doesn't have to end there." - Dana Gould

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