kaura117 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 I tried to think of something witty and long-winded to say about my recent problems, but decided that two words would suffice far, far more than anything else I could've thought up: Cockblocked. Again. Link to comment
J-Stop Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Don't hate the player, hate the game. Download a good porn flick and whack to it. At the end of the day your dick won't ask you for money, or a Christmas gift. Link to comment
cappy Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 thats balls man. you gotta reassess your game. why arent YOU doing the cockblocking? Link to comment
kaura117 Posted October 26, 2006 Author Share Posted October 26, 2006 thats balls man. you gotta reassess your game. why arent YOU doing the cockblocking? Hey, I watch out for my bros. 'twas the other sorority girls doing the cockblocking- how the hell does one respond to that?! Link to comment
cappy Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Hey, I watch out for my bros. 'twas the other sorority girls doing the cockblocking- how the hell does one respond to that?! theres still ways man, you just need to figure out what they are. fact is you lost out for some reason, try a different approach next time Link to comment
darkon Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I had a cockblock once. It was called too much alcohol. My friends had this terrible story of a cockblock. They brought 2 girls back to their room. One has a tongue ring. This one kid showed up, went in, refused to leave all night. Tried to get one of the girls to make out with him. Just made an ass out of himself. Everyone hates him. Link to comment
kaura117 Posted October 28, 2006 Author Share Posted October 28, 2006 I had a cockblock once. It was called too much alcohol. My friends had this terrible story of a cockblock. They brought 2 girls back to their room. One has a tongue ring. This one kid showed up, went in, refused to leave all night. Tried to get one of the girls to make out with him. Just made an ass out of himself. Everyone hates him. See, that one's easy to deal with: You kick his fucking ass. Point. Laugh. Repeat if necessary. Blame it on alcohol in the morning. Link to comment
Ceraziefish Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 That sounds lame. I don't really have any advice as I've never been cockblocked. Although I have done it before xD Link to comment
Ceraziefish Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Generally I don't approve of it but in this case I was cockblocking a 19 year old from getting it on with a fifteen year old, which is an age gap I just don't approve of. Link to comment
cappy Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 but you then took her reigns from that point on right Link to comment
Ceraziefish Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 but you then took her reigns from that point on right No, my heart, how you say, belongs to another woman. Link to comment
cappy Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 No, my heart, how you say, belongs to another woman. hahaha good one Link to comment
Ceraziefish Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 hahaha good one Plus zis other girl, she had, how you say, ze small boobs. Link to comment
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