Crube Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 http://www.savewalmart.com/ Apparently gay people shop at Wal-Mart (How dare they! Kroger and Target are the superior stores!) and these religious nut jobs are going to save it by "boldly proclaiming the Gospel of Jesus Christ at more than 300 Wal-Mart locations." Onward Christian soldiers! Link to comment
kaura117 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 ... Right. This? This is just an example of stupid. Anybody else thinks that a contraceptive bomb is exactly what the world needs? Link to comment
Poophy Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 WAL-MART SUPPORTS ABORTION! WAL-MART SUPPORTS SODOMY! HELP SAVE WAL-MART! WAL-MART CELEBRATES SIN! WAL-MART BETRAYED JESUS CHRIST! WAL-MART PROMOTES SIN! lol Link to comment
Svenska Aeroplan Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 God blessed Wal-Mart because Sam Walton applied biblical principles to run his business. He never failed to give King Jesus the glory. How is treating your employees like shit and killing off smaller business which offered superior service applying biblical principals? ..oh wait. That fits perfectly with Christinanity. And now it's time for: Taking Things Out of Contex It’s time for us to come out of the closet! lawl. Link to comment
Gundampilotspaz Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Ummmmmmmmm This is a bitter joke right? Because if it isn't I'm going to abandon all faith in the human race. Link to comment
Svenska Aeroplan Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Because if it isn't I'm going to abandon all faith in the human race. I've already done that. Since I have Black Firday off, I was thinking of driving to the three local Wal-Marts and flipping off the Fundies and yelling things like "Hooray for gay people!" Link to comment
Gundampilotspaz Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 I've already done that. Since I have Black Firday off, I was thinking of driving to the three local Wal-Marts and flipping off the Fundies and yelling things like "Hooray for gay people!" Seriously, I don't see how people can skew religion to this level, another testament to eliminating the whole bloody concept form human history. Link to comment
Crube Posted October 29, 2006 Author Share Posted October 29, 2006 King Jesus sounds like a wrestler. And then he can feud with "The King Of Kings" Triple H, King Boooker, and Jerry "The King" Lawler. Link to comment
Poophy Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 How is treating your employees like shit and killing off smaller business which offered superior service applying biblical principals? ..oh wait. That fits perfectly with Christinanity. Christianity is about communism, god hates capitalism! Link to comment
Chris Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 King Jesus sounds like a wrestler. And then he can feud with "The King Of Kings" Triple H, King Boooker, and Jerry "The King" Lawler. LOL :laugh: Link to comment
The Lone Magician Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 American businesses across the nation are being blackmailed by the devil himself. They are being forced by the "politically correct" dogma (abortion, homosexuality, etc) of our day to accept his terms. If one chooses to defy this dogma, he will be forever branded as a right-wing, bigoted fascist, bent on forcing his own religion (Christianity) down everyone else’s throat. If the Church or any business will not accept these terms, or truly honors God, there will be hell to pay! Aren't these the exact kind of people they're talking about? Also, does this mean we're going to have a Jesus-Mart? Can I go there for all my Jesus needs at biblical prices? Will this Mart be the Mart of Marts?! Link to comment
Samurai Drifter Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Radically religious people are morons, what else is new? Link to comment
Gundampilotspaz Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Radically religious people are morons, what else is new? I held myself back from reposting this quote but omitting the first word. Do I get a cookie? Link to comment
No Sad Endings Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 uh they're worried that Wal-mart sells to gay people instead of the fact that it uses sweat-shop labor? besides, what the hell are they supposed to do, as "are you gay?" at checkout? Link to comment
Nega-Brent Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 uh they're worried that Wal-mart sells to gay people instead of the fact that it uses sweat-shop labor? besides, what the hell are they supposed to do, as "are you gay?" at checkout? Christian extremism requires no logic, just a bible and a hate filled heart. Link to comment
Makil Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 King Jesus sounds like a wrestler. And then he can feud with "The King Of Kings" Triple H, King Boooker, and Jerry "The King" Lawler. xDDD The NGCC desires that the world's largest retailer would also become the world's largest promoter of homosexual sodomy! That would be amazing to see a sign in Wal Mart that says "REMEMBER TO STICK IT IN THE POOPER!" :hardgay: Link to comment
Samurai Drifter Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 I held myself back from reposting this quote but omitting the first word. Do I get a cookie? Yeah, I was going to do the same thing, but then I realized there have been some intelligent Christians, like Blaise Pascal and Martin Luther King Jr. Link to comment
TeleportSandwich Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 lol Christain Fundementalism. Link to comment
amy Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 XD Well, at least they're not shopping there for a short time. Link to comment
Nega-Brent Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Praise Wal-Mart! Jesus hath passed down great savings through the mighty walls of mart! We mustn't allow the evil homosexual agenda to over throw our traditional lack of true morals and ignorant display of blatant prejudice! Link to comment
Svenska Aeroplan Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 So, I was thinking that if I could get someone to go with me, I would run into their group and hold up a sign that says, "I LOVE GIRL ON GIRL ACTION!!" and have one of my friends take pictures. Then post said pictures on the interwebs for all to see. Link to comment
Belial Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 Praise Wal-Mart! Jesus hath passed down great savings through the mighty walls of mart! We mustn't allow the evil homosexual agenda to over throw our traditional lack of true morals and ignorant display of blatant prejudice! Amen Brother Arsie! Amen! Praise the Lord! Hallowed be the name of the prophet Sam! Link to comment
The Lone Magician Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 I asked my dad if we could go to their demonstation and laugh at them. He said, "Maybe." Link to comment
Crube Posted November 1, 2006 Author Share Posted November 1, 2006 I asked my dad if we could go to their demonstation and laugh at them. He said, "Maybe." Nothing like a Father/Son Heckling moment. :crube: Link to comment
Ceraziefish Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 My roommate demanded I apologize after I brought this to his attention, because "It caused physical pain." I kinda want to go to this but I'm going on a relaxing family vacation Thanksgiving weekend. Link to comment
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