Best Cold/Flu Remedies.

[DreamerGirl]

'Tis the season, so what's the best way to get better from a cold/flu. I think most know the chicken soup, lots of liquids, and plenty of rest approach, but what else works?

Okay, so the reality of it is- I'm ill. I have 3 days to get better in time for a concert I've been working my @ss off for, and need to heal quick. XD I'll even take any temporary cures that would just make me feel better for concert day. Help? Pretty please?

[DreamerGirl]

Atreyu/Every Time I Die/Chiodos is on Sunday.

Nintendo Fusion Tour is on Wednesday.

Ironically, I got ill from working 35 hours last week, going to school and writing papers while on break at work, and then spending the last little amount of time I had hanging fliers for the Atreyu concert. Maybe if I sleep all day tomorrow I'll get better because I'm just exhausted. << >>

[DreamerGirl]

Sleeping all day is a good idea. That's kind of what I did a couple weeks ago.

Except there was excessive, excessive drinking the night before, so it didn't really count as sleep because I barely remember.

^That's my backup plan if I don't feel too well the day of the concert. Drinking seems to cover up the symptoms of most illnesses. :laugh:

[mst3kjunkie]

orange juice or that theraflu stuff seems to work well for me.

That and staying in bed when at all possible

[Battle_Pope]

if you still feel exhausted try and get your hands on some addies.

and the best liquids are the ones that are hot, so drink tea and the like.

[FaultyClockwork]

Ways to combat the flu, a step by step guide:

1) Drink lots of tea and things rich in vitamin C. A good deal of water also works splendidly.

2) Sleep often, if you're so sick it's hard take a decongestant and/or an advil.

3) Stop listening to Atreyu.

4) Contract Gonorrhea. You'll forget you have the flu.

[DreamerGirl]

Ways to combat the flu, a step by step guide:

1) Drink lots of tea and things rich in vitamin C. A good deal of water also works splendidly.

2) Sleep often, if you're so sick it's hard take a decongestant and/or an advil.

3) Stop listening to Atreyu.

4) Contract Gonorrhea. You'll forget you have the flu.

I'm fine with the first two but to the second- No. Just no.

And don't pick on my music tastes. =P

[FaultyClockwork]

I'm fine with the first two but to the second- No. Just no.

And don't pick on my music tastes. =P

I was just kidding. I respect your tastes, and anyway, you're too nice to be mean to.

[DreamerGirl]

I was just kidding. I respect your tastes, and anyway, you're too nice to be mean to.

Awww. <3

I can be mean too though.

:laugh:

[FaultyClockwork]

ill kick ur face :angry:

[DreamerGirl]

I can take you.

[Battle_Pope]

I bet he'd go down in the first round.

[FaultyClockwork]

You wish. I'm one nasty slap-fighter.

I flail around like a pussy in a way not other can match.

[DreamerGirl]

Now that's something to brag about. XD

Are we taking bets on this now?

[Battle_Pope]

LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[FaultyClockwork]

I'll kick you in the ovaries! :hardgay:

[FaultyClockwork]

You're assuming there's something to castrate.

[DreamerGirl]

She'll castrate you.

XD I was just going to kick him there, but that works too.

Side note- Don't kick guys there in elementary school. It doesn't matter that he hit you first, they suspend you anyways.

Not that I ever did anything like that.......

[Battle_Pope]

putting them in a box and throwing them off a bridge? oh that'll get you suspension alright.

[FaultyClockwork]

putting them in a box and throwing them off a bridge? oh that'll get you suspension alright.

Dude, that would be awesome. Not like, to a girl but I'd do that to some people if I got them knocked out.

[Battle_Pope]

No, kicking them in the outer vagina.

Didn't think it needed to be said.

didn't think I was joking?

[DreamerGirl]

Um, I've never heard of it happening to find out.

[FaultyClockwork]

I'd heard getting punched in the breasts hurts too.

I tested it and took a shot at my friend Kayla while she was preoccupied and it's true.

[DreamerGirl]

I'd heard getting punched in the breasts hurts too.

Yes it does! *Cringe*

[Ceraziefish]

My rule on hitting people is that most gender-specific things are off-limits.

Of course, I try not to hit people, but when I do I often go for the FACE.