Naked Man Arrested

[darkon]

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20061104/D8L62G1G0.html

EL CERRITO, Calif. (AP) - A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors - naked - and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.

The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.

John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.

"You can't get much more concealed than that," Horgan said.

Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene. Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident.

Sheehan, who was paroled from state prison last week, was then booked into jail on suspicion of parole violations, indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon.

"When you're talking about an awl or an ice pick and you're dealing with somebody who's fresh out of prison, it's a weapon. That's a stabbing instrument," Horgan said.

It was not immediately clear what Sheehan was on parole for. A person answering the phone at the jail Friday night did not know whether Sheehan had a lawyer.

Oh, my, wow.

[Samurai Drifter]

...:huh:

[J-Stop]

Rectum? Damn near killed him!

[FaultyClockwork]

Pleasent mental imagery there.

[The Lone Magician]

I don't want to know how him being naked connects to him having a weapon... but I'm sure it does, somehow...

[Poophy]

The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.

I love people!

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[Siendra]

-_-;

[J-Stop]

I don't want to know how him being naked connects to him having a weapon... but I'm sure it does, somehow...

In limens terms: he stuck it in his pooper.

[The Lone Magician]

In limens terms: he stuck it in his pooper.

I get that, but I don't want to know why he had to be naked to do that. He could have put his pants back on...

[Poophy]

I get that, but I don't want to know why he had to be naked to do that. He could have put his pants back on...

If you were wearing pants you would just use you pockets, only a naked dude would shove it in his pooper

[Arcane]

I get that, but I don't want to know why he had to be naked to do that. He could have put his pants back on...

I don't think he was actually trying to conceal a weapon. I think he just wanted something shoved up his ass while he masturbated on a tree stump. It's one of those cases of having the wrong thing shoved up your ass at the wrong time.

[Tanni Foemangler]

that kind of thing happens all the time in El Cerrito. one time i saw this guy outside the BART station sodomizing a gatorade bottle while douching himself with pantene pro-V

[Arcane]

that kind of thing happens all the time in El Cerrito. one time i saw this guy outside the BART station sodomizing a gatorade bottle while douching himself with pantene pro-V

That sounds hot.

[Natsu]

that kind of thing happens all the time in El Cerrito. one time i saw this guy outside the BART station sodomizing a gatorade bottle while douching himself with pantene pro-V

<scratches off living in the Bay Area>

[Pamuya]

ROFLLLL

[I live in your sock]

....wow..........*giggles*........*laughs*............................ LOLOLOLOOLLOOLOLLOLO ROFLROFLLOLOLOLOOLLOOLLLOLOLL OOOOOOOOHHHHHEEEMMMMMMGEEEEEEEEE.............. that's halarious!

[darkon]

that kind of thing happens all the time in El Cerrito. one time i saw this guy outside the BART station sodomizing a gatorade bottle while douching himself with pantene pro-V

That made me rub the flesh off my cock.

[No Sad Endings]

I don't think he was actually trying to conceal a weapon. I think he just wanted something shoved up his ass while he masturbated on a tree stump. It's one of those cases of having the wrong thing shoved up your ass at the wrong time.

o god you just killed me

[Belial]

It's one of those cases of having the wrong thing shoved up your ass at the wrong time.

And that goes to the sig.

[No Sad Endings]

COPY CAT

[Ceraziefish]

Oh man, that's pretty epic.

What would they have done if he was just holding the spike in his off-hand while masturbating?

[FaultyClockwork]

What would they have done if he was just holding the spike in his off-hand while masturbating?

Make him insert it into his anus.

[Ceraziefish]

Make him insert it into his anus.

Now THAT is irony!