The Diabetic Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Sex according to God. I have two responses, awesome and wow. Link to comment
TeleportSandwich Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 *faps with a rosery wraped around his penis* Praise Jesus! :hardgay: Link to comment
Samurai Drifter Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 "Thank God for the Blessing of Masturbation" rofl. Praise the lord. :hardgay: Link to comment
J-Stop Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Sex according to God. I have two responses, awesome and wow. World of Warcraft has nothing to do with this. Most of that stuff, from a Christian standpoint, is debatable. I still approve. Pretty sure the whole website is meant to be satirical. Link to comment
FaultyClockwork Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Holy crap. I'm going to heaven! :biggrin: Link to comment
TeleportSandwich Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Holy crap. I'm going to heaven! And I'm going to super heaven :hardgay: Link to comment
Battle_Pope Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 And I'm going to super heaven I'm sorry, but masturbating to Bob Saget doesn't get you into any form of heaven. Link to comment
TeleportSandwich Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 I'm sorry, but masturbating to Bob Saget doesn't get you into any form of heaven. who said anything about Bob Sagat? :huh: Link to comment
Battle_Pope Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 who said anything about Bob Sagat? I stand by what I said reguardless of anyone saying anything about your masturbation candy (and Saget is the correct spelling) Link to comment
TeleportSandwich Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 masturbation candy also: (and Saget is the correct spelling) NO Link to comment
amy Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 I like the link at the bottom, "Anal Sex and God's Will" Link to comment
FaultyClockwork Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 I like the link at the bottom, "Anal Sex and God's Will" I liked the one about threesomes in a Christian marriage more. So then amy... are YOU going to heaven? :wink: Link to comment
FaultyClockwork Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 AE---------------------Line--------------------------------------Faulty There's a line, Faulty, and you just crossed it. If you think that was crossing a line you are SO LUCKY that I decided against a post I was going to make in the picture thread. Link to comment
The Lone Magician Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 I think we're ALL going to heaven. Some of us are just going to get more heaven than others. Link to comment
Arcane Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Wow... "Fisting and God's Will" Never knew God was such a big fan of fisting. Link to comment
Battle_Pope Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 well yeah, the stories are all so very open to interpretation, i naturally assume it would be easy for it to prove anything. Link to comment
FaultyClockwork Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 I think we're ALL going to heaven. Some of us are just going to get more heaven than others. 72 virgins worth. Link to comment
Makil Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Wow... "Fisting and God's Will" Never knew God was such a big fan of fisting. THE FIST OF MIGHT! Link to comment
Pamuya Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Therefore, every time we masturbate, we should say a prayer of gratitude, thanking the Lord for our bodies, for sexual pleasure, and for masturbation as a means of experiencing the bliss of orgasm. PRAISE THA LORD! Link to comment
darkon Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Well guys, I guess this means I'm the Second Coming. Link to comment
Belial Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Well guys, I guess this means I'm the Second Coming. Don't you mean Second Cuming? Link to comment
Arcane Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Don't you mean Second Cuming? *Ba Dum Bum Psh* Link to comment
Poophy Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 I think we're ALL going to heaven. Some of us are just going to get more heaven than others. Masturbation is a gift that we should not abuse. This means we should not masturbate to excess, or to the point where we injure ourselves. If you are masturbating until you are exhausted, or until your genitals are raw or bleeding, this is excessive, harmful, and not what God intended. If you masturbate compulsively to the point that it interferes with your work or your relationships with friends, family, and God, this is a problem God supports the use of lube! Link to comment
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