Crube Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Rules 1. First Reply you choose a country, and state the country's position / place in current argument 2. If you choose a country already taken you have to choose a position and argue with that country's previous stance. Ex: Director of Propaganda for Saipan and I am here to confirm the previous statement of our never ending pledge to slaughter those dirty Persian dogs 3. Countries of past, present, and future are all open. Lay off future until later in the game. 4. This is the UN - Useless resolutions, pledges of war / alliance, war reports of your patriotic crusade against the infidels, unnecessary voting, and letting Sudan play human rights commission is mandatory. I choose Canada! Canada proposes Resolution 1955, which simply states: Suck it, Iran. All in favour? Link to comment
Anime Gee Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 I choose Mexico! The land of cheap beer, food, & fun! And many deserts & cities & other stuff! We have beef with no one, yet... (^o^ ) Link to comment
Crube Posted November 16, 2006 Author Share Posted November 16, 2006 I choose Mexico! The land of cheap beer, food, & fun! And many deserts & cities & other stuff! We have beef with no one, yet... (^o^ ) Canada would like to extend a warm welcome and a steady supply of maple syrup. Link to comment
Samurai Drifter Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 I choose Japan! We also have beef with no one, yet. We give, as a sign of friendship, a steady year's supply of Japan's most highly rated yaoi to Canada. Link to comment
Crube Posted November 16, 2006 Author Share Posted November 16, 2006 I choose Japan! We also have beef with no one, yet. We give, as a sign of friendship, a steady year's supply of Japan's most highly rated yaoi to Canada. Canada welcomes Japan and accepts the gift. In return, we send over the entire discography of the countrys greatest band, Rush. Also, we would like to know if you are still pissed off at North Korea for the missile tests. Link to comment
Samurai Drifter Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Yes, yes we are. The radiation caused a 300% increase in large amphibious monsters attacking the coastline. Link to comment
Crube Posted November 16, 2006 Author Share Posted November 16, 2006 Yes, yes we are. The radiation caused a 300% increase in large amphibious monsters attacking the coastline. We will help your monster problem by sending in Brasillian troops and the heavy metal band, Sepultura. Link to comment
Poophy Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 The communist dictator of the USSR… I mean the capitalist president of the Russian federation First order of business, I propose that we add to resolution 1955 funding for the rebuilding of the Berlin wall… all opposed… *Looks at other diplomats with the “evil eye”* Link to comment
Crube Posted November 17, 2006 Author Share Posted November 17, 2006 The communist dictator of the USSR… I mean the capitalist president of the Russian federation First order of business, I propose that we add to resolution 1955 funding for the rebuilding of the Berlin wall… all opposed… *Looks at other diplomats with the “evil eye”* Nay... Canada will use force if necessary. Link to comment
Poophy Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 *Points a nuke at Ottawa* Link to comment
Anime Gee Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Canada would like to extend a warm welcome and a steady supply of maple syrup. We'll send a steady supply of cheap beer, tasty tacos, & super strong concrete! (^o^ ) <3 Link to comment
Battle_Pope Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I Ukraine! UKRAINE NOT WEAK!! Link to comment
Crube Posted November 18, 2006 Author Share Posted November 18, 2006 *Points a nuke at Ottawa* I would like to warn you that we have a controled EMP over your country. Should you harm anyone, we can cripple your countries technology with a push of a button. We'll send a steady supply of cheap beer, tasty tacos, & super strong concrete! (^o^ ) <3 Canada finds a fine friend in Mexico! I Ukraine! UKRAINE NOT WEAK!! Proposition 56: Send money for the education program in Ukraine. Link to comment
R.T. Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I represent Antarctica! We don't have much, but I open our borders in peace and harmony and invite you in for fresh ice, slow glaciers and insanely adorable penguins. ...we could totally keep your beer crisp and cool, Mexico... Link to comment
Crube Posted November 21, 2006 Author Share Posted November 21, 2006 I represent Antarctica! We don't have much, but I open our borders in peace and harmony and invite you in for fresh ice, slow glaciers and insanely adorable penguins. ...we could totally keep your beer crisp and cool, Mexico... Canada extends a warm welcome to Antartica. In exchange for ICEE syrup, Canada would like one penguin! Link to comment
Poophy Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 The Russian federation would like to introduce resolution 276-8B, and moves that a committee should be formed to form a sub-committee to draft a petition to formally welcome Antarctica… I love bureaucracy! Link to comment
Gundampilotspaz Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 I represent Poland! I think we kill bad guy, no? Thank yous to Mr. Bush, who made sure world know how hard helicopter fought in war. Link to comment
margot Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 i am swaziland. we don't really have anything to give besides HIV. sorry. Link to comment
Anime Gee Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 I represent Antarctica! We don't have much, but I open our borders in peace and harmony and invite you in for fresh ice, slow glaciers and insanely adorable penguins. ...we could totally keep your beer crisp and cool, Mexico... That's awesome! *Sends a large supply of Mexican beer to be chilled!* Yes. In return, you can keep 40% of the beer as payment! (^o^ ) <3 We don't have much capacity to cool things down since most of the country is desert or jungle, but we have lots of beaches down here. ( ^_^) Link to comment
Crube Posted November 24, 2006 Author Share Posted November 24, 2006 Proposition 66... Deligates should sign off with the country they represent in a "semi signature". Canada Link to comment
Poophy Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 The Russian federation seconds proposition 66 and moves that it should be immediately be implemented a trial bases for 3-6 months. Russian federation Link to comment
Crube Posted November 25, 2006 Author Share Posted November 25, 2006 We needss some f00dz plz. Love and Kisses, North Korea. Stop spending money on nuclear "facilities" and then we will consider it. Canada Link to comment
Belial Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 The great Repubblica Italiana would like to offer open arms to its allies here in the UN as well as gift baskets of wine, cheese, and various delicious meats. -Repubblica Italiana Link to comment
Belial Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 The great Repubblica Italiana submits Proposition 67 to the floor, requiring all active members of this assembly be registered and documented. Said documentation will be freely displayed at the beginning of this thread. -Repubblica Italiana Link to comment
Crube Posted November 25, 2006 Author Share Posted November 25, 2006 The great Repubblica Italiana would like to offer open arms to its allies here in the UN as well as gift baskets of wine, cheese, and various delicious meats. -Repubblica Italiana Canada likes to extend a warm welcome to Italiana with large waffels. Canada The great Repubblica Italiana submits Proposition 67 to the floor, requiring all active members of this assembly be registered and documented. Said documentation will be freely displayed at the beginning of this thread. -Repubblica Italiana I will think about it. Link to comment
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