Dead or Alive: the movie.

[Siendra]

Dead or Alive movie trailer

So bad. Something like Charle's Angels, except with a much worse script and the actresses involved have even less talent then Drew Baremore. That's right, negative talent.

Edited November 24, 2005 by Siendra

[The Diabetic]

I hurt on the outside and inside cause of this.

[darkon]

Didn't Miike direct a DOA movie in Japan?

Edited November 24, 2005 by darkon

[Siendra]

Yes, I believe he did.

Oh, and you should move any sharp objects from your general area before watching this. You will want to impale some combonation of myself, yourself, your monitor, and your heyboard after watching this.

Edited November 24, 2005 by Siendra

[Arcane]

Wow. This is probably going to sound kind of sexist... but if they just didn't give any of the female leads any lines, I would probably half way enjoy it. Boobs + fighting = good. But boobs + fighting + stupid ass lines and shitty acting = :(

[Siendra]

I still can't figure out how they screwed up the Boobs+Young girls+combat formula. I mean, it doesn;t get much simpler.

[HappyLittleBoozer]

Miike's DoA has nothing to do with the game. It's just about Yakuza.

[Reinas]

And I thought nothing worse that RE 2 and Street Fighter could be made.

[Siendra]

And I thought nothing worse that RE 2 and Street Fighter could be made.

You missed Mario Bros., didn't you?

[Reinas]

You missed Mario Bros., didn't you?

Well I never saw the whole movie. Always switched the channel whenever they play it on YTV.

[J-Stop]

You missed Mario Bros., didn't you?

And these two gems,

[Venom112]

Well, if you actually played Dead or Alive and paid attention to things other than fighting mechanics, you would see that this movie will likely have a story over 5 times better than every Dead or Alive. Also, by the looks of things, the movie is underplaying sexuality more than the games.

"Did you steal my carnations?"

"No."

"Liar! I saw your hair steal them! Let's fight!"

That's about the level of complexity behind wanting to fight each other. Then again, that's how most fighting games work, which is a little disappointing, because a mediocre story wouldn't be that hard to construct.

[Jae Hoon]

Im pretty sure DOA the movie will be worse then DOA the game, which is saying alot. DOA is a horrible game.

[Siendra]

See, I would be happy enough with this movie if it was going to be like the games. No plot, just insanely cute girls duke it out (And I suppose we need the odd guy in there.). Simply bloody formula.

And yet, we get whatever the hell is in the trailer. I won't lie, I have fun with DoA. It certainly doesn't rank as a serious fighter, but it's still enjoyable enough.

[Crube]

Wait... You guys forgot that Street Fighter The Movie sucked?

[Kreutz]

Wait... You guys forgot that Street Fighter The Movie sucked?

Stuff it, that movie was great.

"Quick, change the channel!"

[Siendra]

Wait... You guys forgot that Street Fighter The Movie sucked?

Yes. Mostly becuase we were intentionally trying to forget it. Way to screw it up.

[Crube]

Yes. Mostly becuase we were intentionally trying to forget it. Way to screw it up.

Same goes to Super Mario Bros... So, I guess we are even.

[Gundampilotspaz]

I liked DOA 2, it is one of the best fighters on the PS2. Only Guilty Gear XX surpassed it.

This new, however, makes me weep.

[Silver Cyclone]

And I thought nothing worse that RE 2 and Street Fighter could be made.

I would like to say Street Fighter was amazingly brilliant.

[darkon]

Stuff it, that movie was great.

"Quick, change the channel!"

"Well I'm the repoman, and you're out of business."

Best movie ever.

If only for JCVD as an American.

[Battle_Pope]

Wait... You guys forgot that Street Fighter The Movie sucked?

WTF, Street Fighter kicked assssssssssssssssssssessssss of the massssssssesssssss

especially with the most classic line:

"For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday."

too bad Raul Julia died right after this movie.

[The Masked Men]

Gotta say, as long as this movie includes the classic Zack/Bass prairie dog scene from DOA2 I will be happy.

But since it won't, I'll have to settle at the inevitable laugh riot that is Kevin Nash playing Bass.

Also, DOA2 reeks of sucktitude.

- Masked Man #2

[The Masterplan]

This was a good day. But I'm sad now. If you'll excuse me, I put my foot down and accidentally plunged into the sea of cheese spawned by what I just saw.

[Reinas]

I would like to say Street Fighter was amazingly brilliant.

Brilliantly retarded.