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GERMAN sex educators plan to launch a spray-on condom tailor-made for all sizes.

Jan Vinzenz Krause from the Institute for Condom Consultancy, a Singen-based practice that offers advice on condom use, said today the product aimed to help people enjoy better and safer sex lives.

"We're trying to develop the perfect condom for men that's suited to every size of penis," he said.

"We're very serious."

Mr Krause's team (spraykondom.de) is developing a type of spray can into which the man inserts his penis. At the push of a button it is then coated in a rubber condom.

"It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides," he said.

"We call it the '360 degree procedure' - once round and from top to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash."

Mr Krause said the plan is to make the product ready for use in about five seconds. He said it would function more effectively as a contraceptive because it would fit better and not slip.

However, before the new condom can be sold in shops, the firm must ensure that the latex is evenly spread when sprayed, as well as optimise the vulcanisation process.

Mr Krause hopes the hi-tech condom, which will be available in different strengths and colours, will on the market by 2008.

He said the spray can would likely cost some 20 euros ($33.25) as a one-off purchase.

The latex cartridges - sufficient for up to 20 applications - would cost roughly 10 euros ($A6.83), he said.

Krause said he had hit upon the idea when considering the difficulties some people faced using condoms, and drew inspiration from spray-on plasters now used in medicine.


I for one enjoy the sensation of having molten hot latex shot up my urethra. Plus, where would the jizz go? Don't condoms need reservoir tips?

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my question is what if you are not entirely erect when the spray on condom is applied, so that later on when your dick becomes harder/larger will the consistancy of the condom be able to strech further to the size of your dong or will it just break through? It seems like risky buisness to me.

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This has alot of possibilities for practical jokes.

Trojan should realise condoms on april first that don't work. And then like 2 weeks later be like "OHHH your pregneant, WTFPWNT april foolz!!!"

But on a serious note this has got to be the most retaded invention.

#1 Who would spray stuff on there dick

#2 Would you trust it?

If you dont care about #'s 1 and 2 then this product looks like it could be for you. But definatly not for me.

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I'm sure the thinking behind this is covering a couple things.

1. A condom that won't slip off. (This is very important)

2. Better fit for better sensation? (I'm sure all of those suave European men hate condoms for this reason.)

The biggest problem I see with this whole idea lies in user error. But I suppose they've considered that.

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