Condom in a can.

[Crube]

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20852536-13762,00.html

GERMAN sex educators plan to launch a spray-on condom tailor-made for all sizes.

Jan Vinzenz Krause from the Institute for Condom Consultancy, a Singen-based practice that offers advice on condom use, said today the product aimed to help people enjoy better and safer sex lives.

"We're trying to develop the perfect condom for men that's suited to every size of penis," he said.

"We're very serious."

Mr Krause's team (spraykondom.de) is developing a type of spray can into which the man inserts his penis. At the push of a button it is then coated in a rubber condom.

"It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides," he said.

"We call it the '360 degree procedure' - once round and from top to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash."

Mr Krause said the plan is to make the product ready for use in about five seconds. He said it would function more effectively as a contraceptive because it would fit better and not slip.

However, before the new condom can be sold in shops, the firm must ensure that the latex is evenly spread when sprayed, as well as optimise the vulcanisation process.

Mr Krause hopes the hi-tech condom, which will be available in different strengths and colours, will on the market by 2008.

He said the spray can would likely cost some 20 euros ($33.25) as a one-off purchase.

The latex cartridges - sufficient for up to 20 applications - would cost roughly 10 euros ($A6.83), he said.

Krause said he had hit upon the idea when considering the difficulties some people faced using condoms, and drew inspiration from spray-on plasters now used in medicine.

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I for one enjoy the sensation of having molten hot latex shot up my urethra. Plus, where would the jizz go? Don't condoms need reservoir tips?

[Makil]

Vierd. But interesting.

[Natsu]

this peaks my interest, but yea.. ya need a reservoir tip for the jizz.. so that would be a problem.

[FaultyClockwork]

This has alot of possibilities for practical jokes.

[Cip]

my question is what if you are not entirely erect when the spray on condom is applied, so that later on when your dick becomes harder/larger will the consistancy of the condom be able to strech further to the size of your dong or will it just break through? It seems like risky buisness to me.

[margot]

yea that seems like a failure in the making

[GummyBearOfDoom]

This has alot of possibilities for practical jokes.

Trojan should realise condoms on april first that don't work. And then like 2 weeks later be like "OHHH your pregneant, WTFPWNT april foolz!!!"

But on a serious note this has got to be the most retaded invention.

#1 Who would spray stuff on there dick

#2 Would you trust it?

If you dont care about #'s 1 and 2 then this product looks like it could be for you. But definatly not for me.

[darkon]

Well I look forward to people suing after half the condom gets caught in the woman's cooter.

[Cip]

lol

because carrying around a big can instead of a few condoms in your pocket is the definition of practicality.

/sarcasm

it'll be like a big pringles can hahaha

[FaultyClockwork]

"Do you have any condoms?"

"Yeah. One sec, I keep a can of them in my wallet."

[margot]

It's not like talks about condoms are relevant to the people on this forum anyway.

[Ceraziefish]

It's not like talks about condoms are relevant to the people on this forum anyway.

I'll have you know that my room's floor is littered with condom wrappers.

[margot]

you don't need to use a condom when you masturbate eight times a day

[Poophy]

They make good water balloons!

[thebornotaku]

They make good water balloons!

I am quite intrigued and wanting to try that now.

[Siendra]

I am quite intrigued and wanting to try that now.

Well, most condoms can hold something like 3 liters of fluid before they're stressed to the point of failure.

[Siendra]

Okay... I've been trying to figure this out for a bit....

If it fits so tight... and it's basically latex-rubber applied directly to the skin... how the hell do you get it off? Hot shower?

[Belial]

I'm sure the thinking behind this is covering a couple things.

1. A condom that won't slip off. (This is very important)

2. Better fit for better sensation? (I'm sure all of those suave European men hate condoms for this reason.)

The biggest problem I see with this whole idea lies in user error. But I suppose they've considered that.

[Natsu]

dude.. the fact that a condom is handy and small and carrying a damn aerosol can, talking about cock blocking.

[margot]

I hope they shape the can like a penis

[Harrison Ford]

I hope they shape the can like a penis

That squirts the latex in skeet form!

[margot]

sounds like my idea of a good friday night

[Natsu]

thats jus gross sounding..I mean jus imagine if you get the condom in a can mixed up with the spray cheese can...

[Dramatic Conclusion]

You can toss it in your glove compartment. Duh.

I want to stick my fingers into the can so badly.

Wrrrry.

[darkon]

I agree with the two points made, and I think they're both very important. I'm trying to think of:

1) What's it going to look like

?

2) How is it going to be concentrated properly on the member if it's spray-on?

Let me say a Pringles can is far too small for me.