Beer Quotes

[Scarface]

When toasting among friends, or people you are just getting to know that is......

anyone got any ghood one liners that will crack some smiles along with the ice?

[Ceraziefish]

"Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cuz I'd tap that!"

[Scarface]

lol

Though, not the best Toast I'd say, it would get a smile out of me.

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here's my age ole true toast I say when I meet new people.

"Here to honor!"

(then everyone raises their glass or shot or whatever and I continue)

"getting on her

staying on her

if you can't come in her

come on her."

(then we cheer and drink up!)

(on her = honor)

[Anime Gee]

"Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cuz I'd tap that!"

Hahahahahaha!!!! Some girl told me that once & yes. Lots of tapping happened after that! ( ^o^) <3

[Ceraziefish]

The only toast I've ever done was at Thanksgiving last year, with a bunch of trekkies; I said "I propose a toast to the undiscovered country; the future."

[Nega-Brent]

"How can you drink this stuff? Seriously, it smells like an unwashed men's public bathroom and tastes like how Michael Jackson looks."