Kid cums in salad dressing at school and lots of people eat it!

[Crube]

http://www.post-trib.com/news/174039,Salad.article

Student contaminates salad dressing with body fluids

December 15, 2006

BY KATIE FOUTZ AND KHADIJA ALI Naperville Sun

WHEATON -- A senior at Wheaton North High School last week ejaculated into a bottle of ranch salad dressing and left it on a condiments cart in the upperclassmen's cafeteria, school officials said Thursday.

The student returned the bottle to the cafeteria's condiments cart.

Sodexho, the school's food service provider, requires that condiment containers be emptied and washed every other day.

However, Principal Jill Bullo said company officials are unsure whether the container was washed Wednesday after lunch. If it was not, students would have been exposed to its contents during the last two lunch periods Dec. 6 and all five on Dec. 7, after which the container definitely would have been cleaned, Bullo said. At the very least, students would have been using the bottle's contents during fourth- and fifth-period lunch on Dec. 6.

The student confessed to contaminating the bottle Tuesday, school officials said, adding it is unknown whether anyone ate the salad dressing or has become sick from it, school officials said.

Apparently the student bragged to friends about what he had done during his lunch period Dec. 6, and one of them told school leaders Tuesday, said Gary T. Catalani, Wheaton Warrenville School District 200 superintendent.

"I don't believe that they thought it to be true, but students were talking about this rumor," Bullo said.

Arrest imminent

In a letter mailed Wheaton North parents Thursday, District 200 outlined what course of action the school will take regarding the incident.

Catalani said the district is working with Wheaton police, who said an attempted aggravated battery arrest is imminent.

"An act occurred that could have physically harmed someone at the school, but no one was physically harmed," police Cmdr. Joseph Eversole said.

The school's punishment for the student was not disclosed.

"We've taken very severe measures against this student," Catalani said.

New precautions

Sodexho has discontinued its use of smaller bottles for condiments and has started using larger containers that would make it difficult for a student to steal.

Most students' reactions on Thursday were of dismay and anger.

Senior Brian Corcoran learned about the incident Wednesday.

"I was very surprised and appalled and embarrassed that this could happen," he said.

Freshman Andrea Daun said she would never eat cafeteria food again.

"You're supposed to feel safe enough to eat at school, but this makes you feel disgusted," she said.

Senior Jon Kinsey said although he did not know the student very well, he did attend classes with him.

"He was kind of a crazy kid and never complied with school rules," Kinsey said.

Low health risk

The DuPage County Health Department, in consultation with the Illinois Department of Public Health, issued a statement Thursday about the incident.

"The risk of acquiring a sexually transmitted disease or other disease from the ingestion of food contaminated with semen is considered extremely low," the statement said. "We are not aware of any documented cases of hepatitis B, hepatitis C, HIV or other sexually transmitted diseases that have been spread through this means."

However, the person responsible is undergoing medical evaluation, the statement said. If he has an illness that may pose a risk to others, information will be provided to the parents of potentially exposed students.

CBS 2 reporter Mike Puccinnelli contributed to this report.

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I'm sure all the people who ate that salad are finding this news difficult to swallow.

[FaultyClockwork]

I'm sure all the people who ate that salad are finding this news difficult to swallow.

XDDDD;;;;

[Svenska Aeroplan]

Oh, sometimes I love being a food service worker.

[Samurai Drifter]

I used to live in Wheaton...

I think I might know people going to that school. o_O

[Wind]

lol kapwned

[Battle_Pope]

this is so going to happen at Highland Park High School. The story is in Illinois, news travels fast around school boards, and kids are stupid these days. It all makes sense.

[ROCKSTEADY]

that guy is my hero.

[Nega-Brent]

I wonder if it was tossed salad.

[Cip]

thats an awesome story, years ago in wisconcin a similar thing happened only it was a worker at taco bell splurging into the sour cream container and serving it to people.

[I live in your sock]

I wonder why he chose to cum there of all places.......

[cappy]

lol semen

[J-Stop]

Maybe he thought it needed it for the taste.

It's all about the protein.

[Pamuya]

this needs to be on the podcast cuz i can actually add some awesome comments to it

[Belial]

I wonder if there's anyone who consumed it and secretly likes the whole idea?

[Natsu]

this needs to be on the podcast cuz i can actually add some awesome comments to it

....

I wanna be there also.. when ya say it.

[HappyLittleBoozer]

A friend of mine, when he was working at pizza hut, jizzed onto some pizza dough.

[Crube]

this needs to be on the podcast cuz i can actually add some awesome comments to it

I gave GPS the heads up about this article.

[darkon]

This kid is my fucking hero. Only Rocksteady and I seem to think so.

[Dramatic Conclusion]

This is the closest the boy will ever have to a girl swallowing. :P

[Pamuya]

This is the closest the boy will ever have to a girl swallowing. :P

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[The Lone Magician]

Good thing I don't eat salad..

[Galkar]

I wonder how often this happens without the person coming forward.

[Crube]

I wonder how often this happens without the person coming forward.

I see what you did there! XD