Are you a pedophile if...

[margot]

If you see a picture of the person you are going out with now from when they were like 10 and you find the picture sexy, are you a pedophile???

(not based on a true story, j/w)

[Harrison Ford]

I love you.

Secondly, I don't know. I mean, they would be a little kid and I can't find little kids attractive. But the question is if you find the picture sexy, does it... so no, because in your mental state you know the person when they're older already and you find them attractive so it may be some mental joke your head is playing with you. Now if you didnt know them and found a picture of a kid sexy then yes.

[margot]

>__< whoops I'm sorry, I meant to put this in SHTFZ. I think crube moved it.

[Crube]

>__< whoops I'm sorry, I meant to put this in SHTFZ. I think crube moved it.

Because it belongs here or General Discussion.

[The Lone Magician]

I love you.

Secondly, I don't know. I mean, they would be a little kid and I can't find little kids attractive. But the question is if you find the picture sexy, does it... so no, because in your mental state you know the person when they're older already and you find them attractive so it may be some mental joke your head is playing with you. Now if you didnt know them and found a picture of a kid sexy then yes.

Exactly, it's a psychological thing. Since you find them sexy now, knowing that it's them is sometimes enough, and you could totally ignore the whole 10 years old thing. Of course, it may be that you're a pedophile. It just depends.

[Ceraziefish]

I've seen pictures of my girlfriend when she was 10... I found them cute, but not sexual.

I don't think it would make you a pedophile, but more importantly, I don't think the act of being a pedophile actually matters or not unless you're going out a-raping.

[Scarface]

Funny story I felt like sharing to all you fucked up people.

Last month at my birthday party at my dad's house, I found out that I WASN'T a pedophile.

Story:

It had been a good couple of weeks now, and my birthday bash had been set for a sunday from sun up to sun down. Tons of people were supposed to come at scattered times. Friends of friends were to be going as well. I was turning 23. I arrived at my dad's house around 10am and began drinking with the few friends and family that were there that early. What can I say, I like booze. Also, my friends said they were going to bring a ton of hood rats so that we could all hook up with random chicks for one night stands. Good presents I say.

My cousins were there. My two young ass cousins. One of which brought her friend. A friend who said she was 17, HAH! time goes by, and of course I am the center of attention, people are trying to get me extra drunk and what not. it may have been 12 by the time I could no longer walk without stumbling. This bitch, my cousin's friend had a serious flirting problem with me, but I just couldn't get into the mood to mess around with her just yet. Something wasn't right.

One of my friends (yeah, this was a fun party0 had a seizure during my party, which caused a huge stall in the day's fun activities. Paramedics were called and it was a serious down time for a long while. I was very very very drunk during all this, trying to sober up and see if my friend was all right. Most of my friends told me to just relax, so I was inside while everyone else was outside. Well almost everyone. my couson's friend managed to sneak on inside to where I was, leaving us alone. Dun Dun Dun.

trying to comfort me or something she gets real close and all and gets all touchy feely on me. Starts rubbing my back, which I can't lie, felt good since i was drunk and well, I like having my back rubbed. All the while I knew something wans't right, and maybe i just didn't have a good grasp on time, but we were alone for a long time. She then ask me, how old I really think she is. I think, oh great. Gets right in my face trying to kiss me, and I back away, as best as a drunk man with a girl all over him could. she tells me, she is really 15 years old, and that she is sorry.... Sorry? Bitch please! That she wishes she could be older, but she can't help it.

Wow. I felt bad for my cousin who was hanging around such a loose ass young whore. I got up from the couch and went outside. I felt like I had passed a test or something. I think I used to take care of kids around that age, and then to have one try and hit on me? Craziness.

So, I told all my cousins that if they were going to bring skanky ass friends, to at least bring some that were of age.

Scar don't play that underage shit.

[margot]

were you..were you questioning if you were a pedophile before?

[Scarface]

You never know until the situation is thrown in yer face.

You don't know if you can swim until you jump in water, ya know?

baby steps.

[margot]

you really do have to approach pedophilia with baby steps

[ROCKSTEADY]

You never know until the situation is thrown in yer face.

You don't know if you can swim until you jump in water, ya know?

baby steps.

kinda like if your gay or not.

[JeremyGEE]

kinda like if your gay or not.

You'd know!

[Ceraziefish]

you really do have to approach pedophilia with baby steps

This illicited laughs from both me and my roommate.

Congrats.