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Okay so this happened today in Spanish class. Nothing was happening, I think my teacher was calling out people's names and seeing if they'd brought in the check for going on a field trip (to NYC in March, to see a play in spanish. i'm very excited)

Some people were talking to each other but I was staring out into space. I was really hungry, distracted, and thinking about food. I was thinking about strawberry pancakes and whether I preferred the strawberries inside or outside of a pancake. (Upon later recollection - outside of a pancake)

So suddenly my teacher from the other side of the room calls out, AMY? And without thinking I reply suddenly with

"HAIIII?!??!?!?"

I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE THAT CAME FROM

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when I was 12 or so I was at a public pool with my older cousin and I was at the top of a slide where they have the jets of water shooting down and the life guard has to tell you when its okay to go. My cousin told me to sit right in front of the jets of water and when I did it pushed my bathing suit down and a long long line of people saw my pastey white ass for a good 30 seconds before the life guard told me I could go down.

last year I was in earth science, I sat next to a hot girl and the teacher was really chill and relaxed and didnt care if I slept, so I was sleeping and she called my name for a paper, I woke up with a boner and trudged my way to her desk without anyone noticing.(my desk was like 3 feet from hers) Noone did notice, and to be honest I would have been proud if they did, none the less it was awkward.

As of most recently I was with my girlfriend and so and so, I didn't become erect until we put on the Doors music. I dont really know what that says about me, but I do love jim morrison, but I am also very straight, it was a bad day to begin with though so I dont hold it against myself.

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As of most recently I was with my girlfriend and so and so, I didn't become erect until we put on the Doors music. I dont really know what that says about me, but I do love jim morrison, but I am also very straight, it was a bad day to begin with though so I dont hold it against myself.

:laugh:

When I was younger I met Grant Hill, a famous basket player (and I used to play basketball alot), and I farted while sitting next to him. And he said "Did you just do what I think you did?" :ohmy:

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In my Social Studies 20 class a few years ago, some girl said something about the people who go on to sit in the front row at college and never have sex. I muttered "That's just a destined fate for some of us."

Which every woman in the class somehow heard, and they all said stuff like "That's the saddest thing I've ever heard" and (This included the female teacher) offered to teach me to seduce a woman as a result.

I normally slept in the back of the calss, so the attention made me really uncomfortable.

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In my Social Studies 20 class a few years ago, some girl said something about the people who go on to sit in the front row at college and never have sex. I muttered "That's just a destined fate for some of us."

Which every woman in the class somehow heard, and they all said stuff like "That's the saddest thing I've ever heard" and (This included the female teacher) offered to teach me to seduce a woman as a result.

I normally slept in the back of the calss, so the attention made me really uncomfortable.

Hahahahaha! That's so fucking horrible!

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:laugh:

When I was younger I met Grant Hill, a famous basket player (and I used to play basketball alot), and I farted while sitting next to him. And he said "Did you just do what I think you did?" :ohmy:

in freshman year during biology class, I thought no one was looking and I smelled my arm pit, but some really cool hipster guy saw me and looked horrified.

XD

Both of those made me lmbo. xD

I'll have to post mine tomorrow.

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I don't get embarrassed easily but a recent one was in the university elevator. Me and txt messaging + cute guy = me getting off the wrong floor but I got back in elevator in time. He laughed and I jumped him and we had hot elevator sex.

Well no. But we switched phone numbers.

So the trick with you is to look cute, wear a flames jersey, and be in an elevator? Gotcha'

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I don't really consider this an embarrassing moment since I brought it on myself but it was still pretty embarrassing.... so anyways, I was at the mall the other day with a couple buddies and we walked by the Victoria's Secret and saw an Asian mannequin in the window. Well we thought it would be really funny if we could buy the mannequin and give it to one of our friends for Christmas (because he has a big asian fetish). So we went into the VS and stood in line at the counter in order to ask if we could buy the mannequin. The conversation started out with, "This is going to sound really creepy... but bear with us." Turns out they can't sell the mannequins, and we left defeated.

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I don't really consider this an embarrassing moment since I brought it on myself but it was still pretty embarrassing.... so anyways, I was at the mall the other day with a couple buddies and we walked by the Victoria's Secret and saw an Asian mannequin in the window. Well we thought it would be really funny if we could buy the mannequin and give it to one of our friends for Christmas (because he has a big asian fetish). So we went into the VS and stood in line at the counter in order to ask if we could buy the mannequin. The conversation started out with, "This is going to sound really creepy... but bear with us." Turns out they can't sell the mannequins, and we left defeated.

That's just about the greatest story ever.

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My moment's don't get to me that much.

Um, probably the worst was when I was talking to my boss about something and I had to go downstairs so I started to get on the escalator going up instead of down. (Keep in mind I had worked there for quite a while.)

I also walked into the wrong classroom once. Sat down and everything till I realized it was Tuesday instead of Monday. :laugh:

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I was best buddies with this guy a while back and everyone thought we liked each other but -- uh no, we didn't. So this other girl who thought she was best buddies with us as well -- she was passing this note to him in class one day and the teacher caught the note. The teacher had a rule in class about reading all notes aloud that she'd caught. So the note went something like 'You know she [my name] likes you [as in, the guy] and everything but she said she only wants to be friends with you but she still likes you a lot.' or something like that. The teacher read it to the whoooooooole class and I just sank in my chair and wished I would just die. This dude who was like a major bully/asshole of the school sat right beside me in that class and even he felt bad for me and asked me if I was alright and if he should beat someone up for me and what not.

It was embarrassing as hell and I just really hated that teacher afterwards since I wasn't even the one passing the note...so she shouldn't have read it. I never talked to that teacher after I left that class. I hated the girl too. I hated her sooo much. I found out recently that she had an arranged marriage to one of her dad's friends or something...karma?

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