A Christmas Story

[Nega-Brent]

Undoubtedly some of you are watching the annual Christmas day long marathon of the immortal film "A Christmas Story." It's immortal because I said so.

While those of us who are wise beyond our years (and far too awesome for this lowly planet) are watching the marathon, post your thoughts on this, the most fantastic Christmas movie of all time. Who is your favorite character? How many BB guns do you own? How many eyes have you shot out? What is your favorite moment from the movie?

[Battle_Pope]

how many times will decoder rings tell us to drink ovaltine?

When the waiters are singing to them at the chinese restaurant is great.

[Nega-Brent]

how many times will decoder rings tell us to drink ovaltine?

When the waiters are singing to them at the chinese restaurant is great.

Deck the harrs with barrs of jorry. Ra! Ra! Ra! Ra! Ra! Ra! Ra! Ra! Ra!

[troN]

DADDY'S GONNA KILL RALPHIE

[Samurai Drifter]

"I like Santa. I like the Wizard of Oz. I like the Tin Man."

[Artie]

SHUT UP RAPHIE!!!

[GummyBearOfDoom]

Deck the harrs with barrs of jorry. Ra! Ra! Ra! Ra! Ra! Ra! Ra! Ra! Ra!

It's Far rar rar rar rar.

Also, the kid Flick that gets his tounge stuck to the pole outside. I was on one of my random IMDB sprints where I just scan the site for fun and I noticed all of the movies he is currently in are porn films.

Unseen Evil 2 (2004) (V) .... Joey

... aka Alien 3000 (USA)

Skin Walker (2004)

Torn (1999) (V) .... Hotel Man

Still Insatiable (1999) (V) (as Scotty Schwartz)

... aka Marilyn Chambers Is Still Insatiable (UK)

White Rabbit (1999) (V) (as Scotty Schwartz)

Flashpoint (1998) (V) .... EMT

The Wrong Snatch (1997) (V) .... Sky Cap/Get Away Driver

Dirty Bob's Xcellent Adventures 35 (1997) (V)

Dirty Bob's Xcellent Adventures 36 (1997) (V)

New Wave Hookers 5 (1997) (V) .... Dr. Hasachub

... aka New Wave Hookers vs. The Next Generation (UK)

Scotty's X-Rated Adventure (1996) (V)

The Show (1996) (V) (as Scottie Schwartz)

Silver Screen Confidential (1996) (V)

Comeback (1995) (V)

Beauty and the Beast 2 (1990) (V)

"TV 101" .... Student (1 episode, 1988)

- Rolling (1988) TV Episode .... Student

Fear (1988) .... Brian Haden

... aka Honor Betrayed

"Rags to Riches" .... Curtis (1 episode, 1987)

- Once in a Lifeguard (1987) TV Episode .... Curtis

"21 Jump Street" .... Jordy (1 episode, 1987)

- Bad Influence (1987) TV Episode .... Jordy

Raiders of the Living Dead (1986) .... Jonathan

A Time to Live (1985) (TV) .... Adam Weisman

Summer Switch (1984) (TV) .... Ben Andrews

Kidco (1984) .... Dickie Cessna

A Christmas Story (1983) .... Flick

The Toy (1982) .... Eric Bates

Enjoy his list, and please no fapping to any.

[Nega-Brent]

He doesn't participate in any of the sex, he's the comic relief. Pun intended? You decide.

[Pamuya]

LOL WTF

sticks his tongue to a pole and.....ehhehe now where else!??!

[margot]

yes, this movie is way better than charlie brown or those ones from the 50s. I really want that leg lamp.

[Natsu]

"You'll shoot your eye out kid.."

"HO HO HO <kicks Ralphie down the slide>

[Baltar]

Obviously having his tong stuck to a pole didn't imped him in any sexual fun.

[GummyBearOfDoom]

He doesn't participate in any of the sex, he's the comic relief. Pun intended? You decide.

Rofl, never seen any. If flick was naked in a movie i'd never be able to watch his tounge stuck to a big rusty pole one more time...

[darkon]

This movie taught me never to stick my tonge to a pole. And for that, I'm greatful.

[Artie]

This movie taught me never to stick my tonge to a pole. And for that, I'm greatful.