Masturbation

[Nega-Brent]

Funny story, my best friend's fiance broke up with him and called off their wedding because she stumbled in on him masturbating in the bathroom. As far as I've been told, her reasoning (if you can call it that) for this action was that she considered masturbation to be cheating.

After I finished laughing for 30 minutes, give or take, I attempted to understand how anyone could consider self-stimulation cheating. I failed, miserably. Perhaps I am missing some information, or (more likely) I'm just not crazy enough to comprehend the logic of an absolutely mad and self-destructive woman.

So, what are your thoughts on this? Do you consider masturbation a violation of trust? If so, how long have you been away from the funny farm?

[No Sad Endings]

...........................that woman is retarded

[Gundampilotspaz]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I hope he is glad he got out of that one.

[Svenska Aeroplan]

Tell her she'd better start searching nursing homes for dates if she wants to find a guy who doesn't masturbate.

[Nega-Brent]

...........................that woman is retarded

Agreed, but I was actually relieved when he began dating her because so far she is the sanest girlfriend he has ever had.

[Gundampilotspaz]

Agreed, but I was actually relieved when he began dating her because so far she is the sanest girlfriend he has ever had.

Did her last girlfriend kill a whole bunch of people?

[Nega-Brent]

Did her last girlfriend kill a whole bunch of people?

No, his last girlfriend had an ex-husband who began stalking him. Not because he still loved his ex-wife, but because he wanted a threesome.

Before that he had a sexual relationship with a woman who was literally named "Jerk-off" in Spanish, had only one eye, and was a former prostitute.

[JesusTheNinja]

I want this man's love-life.

[Samurai Drifter]

I don't.

...:unsure:

[HappyLittleBoozer]

Well, he's got me beat.

[Artie]

...........................that woman is retarded

also agreed

Tell her she'd better start searching nursing homes for dates if she wants to find a guy who doesn't masturbate.

also agreed. if she doesn't get the fuck over it soon she will be single all her life. I mean, he could also be masturbating because she don't put out.

[FaultyClockwork]

Wow uh... She's one of those women that thinks masturbation is a disgusting sin and is selfish and impure and has this romanticized idea that she'll marry a guy who never masturbates, even when single.

There is absolutely nothing to understand there, but you'll at least know that she's going to die miserable, alone, and self-deluded.

[Artie]

exactly!

[Silver Cyclone]

It's cheating when I use my left hand. I could never cheat on Miss. Right she's just too good.

[Artie]

well that is one exception i guess, but my left hand does get jealous after a while.

[Silver Cyclone]

Yeah but everytime I rtouch myself with the left I have to hit it away and take it away with good ol' right.

[Artie]

ahh it's understandable. we all have those moments.

[Crube]

You are joking, right Arsie?

[Silver Cyclone]

Actually sometimes if I'm in the mood I have a threesome.

[FaultyClockwork]

Sometimes I punch my brother in the face and use his right hand.

Date rape. :biggrin:

[Nega-Brent]

You are joking, right Arsie?

I swear to you, I wish I was.

[Gundampilotspaz]

I swear to you, I wish I was.

I bet you wish you were.

[Nega-Brent]

I bet you wish you were.

I bet you wish you were a man.

[Siendra]

I'll just say it:

I'm honestly conflicted on the answer to this.

[FaultyClockwork]

I'll just say it:

I'm honestly conflicted on the answer to this.

Poor you.