Lock your windows and doors

[Belial]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/02/robertson...s.ap/index.html

VIRGINIA BEACH, Virginia (AP) -- Evangelical broadcaster Pat Robertson said Tuesday that God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would cause a "mass killing" late in 2007.

"I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be nuclear," he said during his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network.

"The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that."

Seriously, can someone pull this man's bottom lip over the top of his head and staple it there so we don't have to keep hearing this demagoguery.

[Gundampilotspaz]

The better story is... WHY IS THIS CRAP ON CNN?!

[Samurai Drifter]

lolz

[Ceraziefish]

GOD TOLD ME LAST NIGHT THAT IT IS PAT ROBERTSON'S GOD WHO IS WRONG

*CRUSADES INTO PAT ROBERTSON.*

[margot]

Pat Robertson is going to hell.

[Battle_Pope]

Sounds like a severe case of schizophrenia to me.

[The Lone Magician]

I saw that show was TV once. I had it on because nothing better was on, but I wasn't really watching it. I think I was too busy stabbing myself in the eyes repeatedly.

[TeleportSandwich]

The fact that people still take this guy seriously shows me how fucked we are as a society.

[Cleese]

Remember folks, you can stop this mass killing right now if you each send 500 dollars to the 700 Club before the end of the month.

He's one step away from calling himself an Apostle.