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Thank you for making this thread a yaoi free thread! (^o^ ) <3

I planted a lemon tree once. Then I stopped taking care of it. We would play around the tree & everything & eventually it got to the point where the tree was so fucked up, that it was starting to die. It got to the point where it was turning brown & no leaves were present. I felt sorry for the tree, so I dug a massive hole I took it out of it's existing location & move it there. I thought that it was going to die, but eventually it started turning green again. Eventually it started producing lemons.

The tree is now 20 years old & it produces some of the most awesome lemons. I just go outside during the summer, bring out a 30 pack of Tecate beer cans, some salt, & a knife. I cut one of the lemons & slice it. I squezze the lemon on top of the Tecate can & pour some salt on it. Man. Good stuff. (^o^ )

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Thank you for making this thread a yaoi free thread! (^o^ ) <3

I planted a lemon tree once. Then I stopped taking care of it. We would play around the tree & everything & eventually it got to the point where the tree was so fucked up, that it was starting to die. It got to the point where it was turning brown & no leaves were present. I felt sorry for the tree, so I dug a massive hole I took it out of it's existing location & move it there. I thought that it was going to die, but eventually it started turning green again. Eventually it started producing lemons.

The tree is now 20 years old & it produces some of the most awesome lemons. I just go outside during the summer, bring out a 30 pack of Tecate beer cans, some salt, & a knife. I cut one of the lemons & slice it. I squezze the lemon on top of the Tecate can & pour some salt on it. Man. Good stuff. (^o^ )

This is like an allegory for all of existence, but I can't figure it out right now.

Wait, yes I can.

You're like saying that sometimes we're in the wrong place in life and we're doing real poorly because of that, but as soon as we figure out where we need to be we can start to thrive... and then get drunk.

Gee is motherfucking Confucius or Socrates or something.

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This is like an allegory for all of existence, but I can't figure it out right now.

Wait, yes I can.

You're like saying that sometimes we're in the wrong place in life and we're doing real poorly because of that, but as soon as we figure out where we need to be we can start to thrive... and then get drunk.

Gee is motherfucking Confucius or Socrates or something.

Wow! I never thought of it that way, but yes! (^o^ ) <3

By the way, "He doesn't look a thing like Jesus, but he talks like a gentleman like you imagined when you were young..." Hahahaa! ( ^o^)
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I'll take good care of you baby. Call you my baby, baby!

You died for my sins, and you know that I would die for you, right?

What's the matter, baby? You tremble at Jesus, baby!

Your love... is my life! You know when I’m without you, there's a black hole in my life! Oo-ohhh!

I wanna believe. It's all right, 'cause I get lonely in the night and it's up to you to

Save me! Jee...sus...bay-by!

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