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A few hours ago I found out Megan was kissed by another guy (a fucking 14 year old) a few weeks back. God damn was I pissed. I went back to my ultra anger roots and destroyed 2 doors. My hand is all cut up and looks like Marv's face with all the bandages on it. I actually fucking bought cigarettes (Marlboro reds) and smoked 3 of them while sitting in a parking lot waiting for her to get home to talk about it. Long story short, because I love her so much and it was really him that kissed her, since she was too fucking shocked to do anything, I didn't break up with her and gave her another chance. Though my parents hate her right now...

So yea...I pretty much just summed up an entire evening in a paragraph. I also took out all the swearing and bad names I called her..

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Ummmm if it was really the guy who kissed her and not the other way around, I don't see what you're angry about

I have this theory. Feel free to refute it, but I won't listen.

Dave came to life out of your head and therefore, thinks nothing like a normal male. It's the only explanation for your lack of understanding of our thought process.

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I have this theory. Feel free to refute it, but I won't listen.

Dave came to life out of your head and therefore, thinks nothing like a normal male. It's the only explanation for your lack of understanding of our thought process.

I kind of have to agree. Maybe if the guy kissed her and then she punched him in the fucking face for, then I'd be understanding.

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THe thing was she didn't tell me HE kissed her until a few hours later you see. It hurts to type which is why I didn't put in a ton of detail.

Why is she obligated to tell you some idiot kissed her right away? It's not exactly an urgent matter. Some guy kissed her, as long as she's not involved with the guy, and didn't invite the kiss, I don't see how it's relevant at all.

Perhaps because she thought you'd put a hand though a door?

Or that.

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THe thing was she didn't tell me HE kissed her until a few hours later you see. It hurts to type which is why I didn't put in a ton of detail.

Maybe she knew you would overreact, tear up your hand and some furniture, and then take up chain smoking?

Just a wild guess. Oh, and (assuming you're 18 or older since you were able to buy and suck on the devil's tits) who in the hell in their right mind gets that enraged over a 14 year-old kid kissing their girl?

I would have laughed my ass off and accused my girlfriend of robbing the cradle.

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Maybe she knew you would overreact, tear up your hand and some furniture, and then take up chain smoking?

Just a wild guess. Oh, and (assuming you're 18 or older since you were able to buy and suck on the devil's tits) who in the hell in their right mind gets that enraged over a 14 year-old kid kissing their girl?

I would have laughed my ass off and accused my girlfriend of robbing the cradle.

Like I said, she didn't tell me all fo the details until she got home. I thought he was 17.

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Why is she obligated to tell you some idiot kissed her right away? It's not exactly an urgent matter. Some guy kissed her, as long as she's not involved with the guy, and didn't invite the kiss, I don't see how it's relevant at all.

Or that.

LOL. I don't want to tell you this but I don't think you understand. Men are gorillas, plain and simple. We're, for the most part, laid back and simple. Ever see a nature show where one gorilla even gets near another gorilla's mate and it ends well? I doubt it. It's that simple. We are territorial. It pisses me off when women throw around the word 'possessive' like it's unnatural, WHEN IT'S PERFECTLY FUCKING NATURAL. It's ok to be possessive, as long as one can hide it during appropriate times and is able to let it go later.

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LOL. I don't want to tell you this but I don't think you understand. Men are gorillas, plain and simple. We're, for the most part, laid back and simple. Ever see a nature show where one gorilla even gets near another gorilla's mate and it ends well? I doubt it. It's that simple. We are territorial. It pisses me off when women throw around the word 'possessive' like it's unnatural, WHEN IT'S PERFECTLY FUCKING NATURAL. It's ok to be possessive, as long as one can hide it during appropriate times and is able to let it go later.

No it isn't okay. Dave isn't possessive. And I'm not talking about this as a male thing, I know plenty enough women who are just as possessive as the average man (though usually they're not quite as violent about it.) Possessiveness is unhealthy for both parties, and it's best to work that shit out.

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Don't your parents get pissed off at all the money you've cost them in broken doors, or do you pay for it?

They get really pissed off. I actually have to spend my next paycheck or two on buying new doors, painting them, and then I've got to take down the old doors and put the new ones up.

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LOL. I don't want to tell you this but I don't think you understand. Men are gorillas, plain and simple. We're, for the most part, laid back and simple. Ever see a nature show where one gorilla even gets near another gorilla's mate and it ends well? I doubt it. It's that simple. We are territorial. It pisses me off when women throw around the word 'possessive' like it's unnatural, WHEN IT'S PERFECTLY FUCKING NATURAL. It's ok to be possessive, as long as one can hide it during appropriate times and is able to let it go later.

Set speaks the truth. You get some guess, like Brenton, who are naturally more subdued (I've known him long enough to know for sure he is), but most guys, regardless of what they say, are territorial, possessive, and over protective. That's just us.

And then I assume you realize the extreme is someone like Set or myself, where solutions and violence readily become the same thing.

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LOL. I don't want to tell you this but I don't think you understand. Men are gorillas, plain and simple. We're, for the most part, laid back and simple. Ever see a nature show where one gorilla even gets near another gorilla's mate and it ends well? I doubt it. It's that simple. We are territorial. It pisses me off when women throw around the word 'possessive' like it's unnatural, WHEN IT'S PERFECTLY FUCKING NATURAL. It's ok to be possessive, as long as one can hide it during appropriate times and is able to let it go later.

Speak for yourself. We have conscious minds for a reason, they help us over come basic animal instincts and adapt. Being incapable of doing so is your own failing so don't blame nature.

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Also, set, if you're going to use the primate example, there's a species of primate that doesn't really have a jealous instinct at all, and everyone has sex with everyone, male or female, child or adult, and nobody cares. Not that that would really be feasible in human society, but it's certainly a better idea than the obsessive exclusivity that our society has.

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No it isn't okay. Dave isn't possessive. And I'm not talking about this as a male thing, I know plenty enough women who are just as possessive as the average man (though usually they're not quite as violent about it.) Possessiveness is unhealthy for both parties, and it's best to work that shit out.

Ugh. She doesn't get it. Just stop trying. It's like pounding a plastic nail into a brick wall.

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