proof my dad is crazy

[Wind]

One of those wonderful speeches a parent gives you, thinking it will motivate you when in reality it just makes you hit the record button so you can laugh at it later.

http://www.accelerated-e.com/wind/MyDadisCrazy.mp3

800% more awesome than not listening to it.

[Artie]

lol! nice man. my dad never gives speeches like that to me. He just says "Do your fucking work so you can go to collage."

[Wind]

Yeah, and the ending where my mom tells him to stop smoking downstairs after his crazy rant, makes me further wonder about my initial thought that he tokes.

[Artie]

rofl. what is his job?

[Battle_Pope]

"that stupid ass that sells all the cassettes"

yeah, your dad be crazy

[Chris]

lol he trys to give the example of the cassette guy's plan of success just to contradict himself a few seconds later by calling it bullshit

[Samurai Drifter]

Ha, your dad reminds me of a more talkative version of my dad.

[Pamuya]

lol was he talkin to a wall?

'YOU GOTTA PLAN!'

[Poophy]

rofl. what is his job?

I think he is a high school teacher,

and ken, did you write down your plan to level in vanguard, you will do it 800% faster!

[Wind]

high school teacher, and real estate agent.

[Alundra]

So, basically a conversation where he talked himself into a circle within the first 30 seconds and continued to prove and disprove his own point with rapid succession.

[darkon]

PLAN!

Lawl.

[Artie]

I think he is a high school teacher,

and ken, did you write down your plan to level in vanguard, you will do it 800% faster!

yea man. if you plan you can get the optimum speed.

[ROCKSTEADY]

lulz.

Was your dad drunk? becase thats exactly how mine sounds after a few drinks.

[Cip]

rofl that was maddd funny, remember when he talked about the evils of privately owned corporations and how like NPR is going to become some evil thing now?

"we had type writers, we had to type every fucking word"

"the only way to become successful is to have a plan"

my dad became successful from doing too many drugs hahaha

also if you replace everytime he says the word plan with 'plant' the speech is really funny sounding

[Gundampilotspaz]

I just figured out why we failed in Iraq.

Because we didn't have a PLAN

[winterlong]

also if you replace everytime he says the word plan with 'plant' the speech is really funny sounding

In my mind, I replaced the word "plan" with "pill."

"You know, you've got to stay on the pill."

[Artie]

pretty much, yea