cappy Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 i say pearl jam and i dont have to say why because im the thread starter, which makes my post better than any post thereafter. discuss. Link to comment
Nega-Brent Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Lynyrd Skynyrd, why? Freebird. Link to comment
Tanni Foemangler Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 vaginal jesus he would dress up in drag for their live shows Link to comment
darkon Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Jesus WAS the frontman of a band. Many bands. Cream, Derek and the Dominoes, and Blind Faith to name three prominent names which Jesus has been in. Link to comment
Nega-Brent Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Jesus and Cream, eh? Link to comment
FaultyClockwork Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Graveland. :hardgay: Link to comment
Cip Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 The Jesus and Mary Chain orr David Allan Coe Link to comment
HappyLittleBoozer Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Graveland. Now I wanna make a "Rob Darken is Jesus" shirt. Link to comment
Chris Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Jesus is Devin Townsend. And Jari Maenpaa is God. Link to comment
FaultyClockwork Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Now I wanna make a "Rob Darken is Jesus" shirt. Best Metal shirt ever. Some in the NSBM scene may protest though. Jesus is Devin Townsend. And Jari Maenpaa is God. Neige is the Holy Spirit and Ihsahn is the Virgin Mary. :hardgay: Link to comment
darkon Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Uhhh idiots. Clapton is God, Jesus, and the Holy Fucking Spirit. Proven fact. Link to comment
ROCKSTEADY Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 probably underoath, they're both known to suck cocks on a regular basis Link to comment
Svenska Aeroplan Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 Jesus would be in Linkin Park because they are both equally as fake and have many brainless fans. Link to comment
Crube Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 Jesus would be in Linkin Park because they are both equally as fake and have many brainless fans. Nope... he is very real and very metal... Link to comment
winterlong Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 Frank Black and the Catholics... Jesus and the Catholics. Reason=self-explainable. Link to comment
darkon Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 metallica? No, because Mustaine isn't there anymore. Link to comment
FaultyClockwork Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 metallica? Jesus doesn't like country music. Link to comment
Crube Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 Jesus doesn't like country music. Ronnie James Dio doesn't like crappy anti-Metallica jokes either. Link to comment
FaultyClockwork Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 Ronnie James Dio doesn't like crappy anti-Metallica jokes either. You just insulted Manowar. Link to comment
Crube Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 You just insulted Manowar. Ronnie James Dio would do the same thing. Link to comment
cappy Posted February 2, 2007 Author Share Posted February 2, 2007 hahaha you peoples all craaazy... ...i could definately see jesus rocking the goth metal scene... like after a long day of preaching, he dresses in black leather and chains, wears his guitar with the chain guitarstrap, and sneaks out the back of the church to deeply bellow his lyrics to a crowd of dirty basement goth weirdos. Link to comment
Ceraziefish Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 Jesus would be in Linkin Park because they are both equally as fake and have many brainless fans. Link to comment
Crube Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 Jesus wants to have a word with you... Link to comment
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