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I remember talking with my best friend in like 3rd or 4th grade. We used to always watch the Playboy channel on TV and hope that it'd unscramble for a few seconds or so. I frequently heard moaning and such and wondered why that was. I deduced that the guy was moaning because when he had sex he was actually losing one of his balls and it was coming out of his dick. He was in pain and when the testicle got into the woman she got pregnant. One of my dads friend had four daughters and I was really baffled at the thought that he had four balls at one point in his life. And before that, I didn't know women had vaginas. I simply thought they lacked a penis.

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Natsu Post Whore

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honestly, I'm not saying this to be nasty but my misconception of sex was I thought that you would pee with a limp penis inside a womans vagina, this was before I actually know though, but I guess in todays standards, it could be considered it if ya like "Golden Showers"

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I remember talking with my best friend in like 3rd or 4th grade. We used to always watch the Playboy channel on TV and hope that it'd unscramble for a few seconds or so. I frequently heard moaning and such and wondered why that was. I deduced that the guy was moaning because when he had sex he was actually losing one of his balls and it was coming out of his dick. He was in pain and when the testicle got into the woman she got pregnant. One of my dads friend had four daughters and I was really baffled at the thought that he had four balls at one point in his life. And before that, I didn't know women had vaginas. I simply thought they lacked a penis.

PFFFFT JESUS CHRIST THAT'S BIZARRE XDDD

honestly, I'm not saying this to be nasty but my misconception of sex was I thought that you would pee with a limp penis inside a womans vagina, this was before I actually know though, but I guess in todays standards, it could be considered it if ya like "Golden Showers"

ewwww...

i used to wonder if it had something to do with box spring mattresses.... :unsure:

:laugh:

I'm trying to remember a misconception I had. I know I must have had some.

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Man, my parents told me what sex was before I even began to wonder about that kind of thing.

Seriously, I was really young. And I didn't even get birds or bees or any of that crap. My mom just sat me down and said "A man puts his penis in the woman's vagina. If they don't use a condom, she gets pregnant. Always use condoms."

And that was that.

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I remember talking with my best friend in like 3rd or 4th grade. We used to always watch the Playboy channel on TV and hope that it'd unscramble for a few seconds or so. I frequently heard moaning and such and wondered why that was. I deduced that the guy was moaning because when he had sex he was actually losing one of his balls and it was coming out of his dick. He was in pain and when the testicle got into the woman she got pregnant. One of my dads friend had four daughters and I was really baffled at the thought that he had four balls at one point in his life. And before that, I didn't know women had vaginas. I simply thought they lacked a penis.

AND HOLY JESUS CHRIST ABOUT THE BALL GOING THROUGH HIS PENIS

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Harrison Ford Post Whore

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i never had any fuzzy porn channels... :[

You're better off. My mom got so pissed at me and my cousin once for watching it. XD

Better yet tho! After christmas dinner one year at my uncles, everyone was getting ready to go home and I put the unblocked porn channel on and this dude was butt sexxing a chick hardcore. At the time I was like 14 or 15... My aunt had a good laugh.

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Man, my parents told me what sex was before I even began to wonder about that kind of thing.

Seriously, I was really young. And I didn't even get birds or bees or any of that crap. My mom just sat me down and said "A man puts his penis in the woman's vagina. If they don't use a condom, she gets pregnant. Always use condoms."

And that was that.

I got the same speech when I was about 12 or 13, but I figured it out long before.

I thought sex was the word for French kissing.

I did too, for a short while.

man, i really didn't know, nor cared until my parents told me when i was like...8..9? something like that. and now my mind is corrupted by it. porn is just too good.

Porn fucking owns, yeah.

I always knew the game of sex I think. But when I was younger, I used to put the blurry porn channels to listen to all the moaning, while thrusting into a pillow. XD

...xD Pillow humping feels better than wanking with your hand, but you gotta be horny to think about fucking a pillow.

..wait what? lol

He said he was fucking a pillow.

Almost as good as Brian's box spring ordeal :laugh:

Also, I'm in four people sig's now! Hoo~! :hardgay: Thank you for showing good taste and furthering my cause!

Topic 1: I beat Brian's ordeal. I, too, have humped my bed, and it's a queen. Needless to say, I'm one of Brian's idols.

Topic 2: You're quoteable.

You're too welcome.

It's kinda funny that we all would watch the fuzzy porn channels. : D

I remember having a fuzzy porn channel xD

i never had any fuzzy porn channels... :[

Your life won't be the same.

I never had fuzzy porn channels, either. My bud did, but I always thought porn was less than stellar. *Shrug.* It's not really my thing.

Most porn is fucking hilarious. I found a site, though, that doesn't slather extra crap on top of the sex. They introduce the chick, some random guy comes out, and fucks her for about 20 minutes.

I also used to think vaginas were just little protruding holes that your penis could get stuck in if you weren't careful.

I almost pissed laughing.

Boy: Mom, I was not looking where I was going and my penis got stuck in a vagina... ;_;

Mom: Well we won't tell your father is all.

At this, too.

When I was like 5/6, I knew sex had something to do with people being naked, but I had no idea what actually happened.

Same here.

I thought a mom and a dad just loved each other and magically a baby came. Before that, I was 100% sure it was just the stork.

XD

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