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known about it since...ever

You better have. You were in some pretty explicit chats with Hero, VK, CV, Brian, and myself when you were, what? Seven? We didn't give you much choice, really.

Note: I'm really hoping that was you, and we didn't fuck up some other little kid.

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...xD Pillow humping feels better than wanking with your hand, but you gotta be horny to think about fucking a pillow.

never tried. and now you prolly made me try tonight.

No, he did it right. It's just this board has a quote limit of 4 per post. Yes, it's gay.

lol aww yea. good job there man

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No, he did it right. It's just this board has a quote limit of 4 per post. Yes, it's gay.

Six, actually. Elite raised it after we clamored for awhile. He implied that he could raise it higher but didn't because ???

I've pretty much known what sex is for a long time. I don't remember not knowing. I even remember finding out what a boner was in 4th grade.

Wait... I know I could get it up before puberty. I mean... I've always known what a boner is. And I know I've seen other young boys with boners.

That came out sounding pretty creepy. But I swear it's not.

I think my "talk" may have happened in 3rd grade, when I was like 7 or 8.

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No, he did it right. It's just this board has a quote limit of 4 per post. Yes, it's gay.

Six, actually. Elite raised it after we clamored for awhile. He implied that he could raise it higher but didn't because ???

Naw, it's ten now. We clamored for a while more recently and he raised it to ten.

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I had no idea the quote limit was raised. Did he make a post about it or something?

Yeah, in the forum down in the pit of hades bottom of the list.

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I remember having an extremely vague idea of what it was, but being confused by the fact that people "slept" with each other. So when I was really little I asked my dad what it was and he just told me flat out, but I didn't really believe him since it didn't involve sleeping, so for a while I figured that if a man and woman slept next to each other while naked something would automatically happen and that was sex.

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i thought you hadda see someone naked and that was it.

but forrest gump and boogie nights denied that claim.

oh how i loved watching boogie nights when i was like 12 on hbo.

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I didn't understand what "gay" meant. I kept asking over and over. I think people were explaining it wrong. They were talking about like, "Who do you want for a husband" and all that and I thought it was something businessmen did with their corporate partners

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never tried. and now you prolly made me try tonight.

All I can say is to make sure the pillow is soft inside, lest your penis will hurt. And don't do it often, it will chafe after about 4 times within a week timeframe.

Other than that, cut a hole and hump away. I find that throw-pillows with slip covers work best for accessability and privacy. 'Cause nobody needs to know you're humping a pillow.

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I didn't understand what "gay" meant. I kept asking over and over. I think people were explaining it wrong. They were talking about like, "Who do you want for a husband" and all that and I thought it was something businessmen did with their corporate partners

i remember asking what 'gay' was and i was like 'oh' and thought nothing was wrong with it. i was like maybe 10? of course i thought it was weird but i was never like OMG HES A FAG EW.

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I remember looking up porn we got the internet back when I was in like sixth grade. It was super awesome except I hadn't figured out the part where I rub one out.

I thought you just looked at porn for a while, and it was awesome, and then you did something else.

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i used to wonder if it had something to do with box spring mattresses.... :unsure:

haha nah bud.. this was before I knew what it was...

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I remember looking up porn we got the internet back when I was in like sixth grade. It was super awesome except I hadn't figured out the part where I rub one out.

I thought you just looked at porn for a while, and it was awesome, and then you did something else.

Hahaha! :laugh:

I actually found out about homosexuality before I learned about sex. I remember my mom telling me about it in the car, just as part of normal conversation. It sounded totally natural and plausible to me, and I didn't then and still don't see any reason against it.

This was when I was like 6.

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One day, when I was about 5 years old, my friend & I found a porno mag at his house. It belonged to his older brother. We were like,"Whoa..." From that point on, we saw adults differently! Hahaha! Prior to that, I never really thought about it, you know, the whole being a kid deal was the thing to do when I was 5, so I guess I never had any misconceptions about sex. (^o^ ) <3

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honestly, I'm not saying this to be nasty but my misconception of sex was I thought that you would pee with a limp penis inside a womans vagina, this was before I actually know though, but I guess in todays standards, it could be considered it if ya like "Golden Showers"

This is exactly what I used to think sex was.

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I had a friend in middle school who used to think girls just had one big crack going from their ass to the cooter. xD

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I had a friend in middle school who used to think girls just had one big crack going from their ass to the cooter. xD

wait they don't?

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Back in the day I used to believe the clitoris was located somwhere around a woman's hip hiding underneath the skin and in order to pleasure them you must carresses and generally poke their hips.

I'm still looking for that little fucker............

Just kidding I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!!!!

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I was a very ignorant youth as my parents didn't tell me anything about sex.

My first real thoughts on sex were the whole wheelbarrel position was how it was done because that was how my friends in middle school told me.

I also thought a condem was a baloon you stuck up yer ass and inflated. I think I thought it did something up there and prevented semen from coming out of yer penis? I can't remember, also I have no idea where I came up with that .

Crazy young imaginations!

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when i was young i thought for the longest time that babies were made when women swallowed seman but the baby was still born from the va-jay-jay. that it'd go down the front end, blossom in the belly, then shoot out of the lower half nine months later.

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