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if it's not meant to be realistic then why present it like it is... :rolleyes::mellow:

But it isn't presented like it is! That's just your weird, inexplicable perception! Yaoi is full of jokes about yaoi! Everyone knows it's silly! Artists don't take it seriously, (most) fangirls don't take it seriously, it is porn and NOBODY EXPECTS IT TO BE REALISTIC!

What, does it have to contain something utterly disgusting and/or hilariously crazy in order for you to think it isn't intended to be realistic? I mean, honestly! It doesn't have to have 40 pound tits shooting projectile milk in order to be fun! It's just your preconception!

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Yes, but how are they able to know how it feels like to be the actual seme? You know... to actually be the pitcher and not the catcher.

Well obviously they don't know what it feels like to have a penis or a prostate gland. :laugh: We're not talking about what it feels like, we're talking about how it works.

Set has a problem with the self lubricating anuses for instance. To be honest, I have a problem with the self lubricating anuses, too, but it's hypocritical to call foul over a self lubricating anus when you watch hentai where the women have 40 pound tits that shoot projectile white milky stuff. Tits don't do that. :mellow:

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But it isn't presented like it is! That's just your weird, inexplicable perception! Yaoi is full of jokes about yaoi! Everyone knows it's silly! Artists don't take it seriously, (most) fangirls don't take it seriously, it is porn and NOBODY EXPECTS IT TO BE REALISTIC!

What, does it have to contain something utterly disgusting and/or hilariously crazy in order for you to think it isn't intended to be realistic? I mean, honestly! It doesn't have to have 40 pound tits shooting projectile milk in order to be fun! It's just your preconception!

Yeah... right.

If you gave me a random list of yaoi (compiled by someone other than you0 I could just point to one that fits my example to a T.

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Well obviously they don't know what it feels like to have a penis or a prostate gland. :laugh: We're not talking about what it feels like, we're talking about how it works.

Set has a problem with the self lubricating anuses for instance. To be honest, I have a problem with the self lubricating anuses, too, but it's hypocritical to call foul over a self lubricating anus when you watch hentai where the women have 40 pound tits that shoot projectile white milky stuff. Tits don't do that. :mellow:

I suppose self lubricating anuses can work if you are into some weird diahareha fetish...

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I would never have the patience or the stamina to put up with a bunch of ungreatful snotnosed brats for 1 or more hours a day, let alone teach them stuff. Thats why I think its crazy.

Meh. I actually enjoy it. I taught a couple of grade ten classes in my senior year, and the year before that I wrote a chapter for the new history textbook.

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Yeah... right.

If you gave me a random list of yaoi (compiled by someone other than you0 I could just point to one that fits my example to a T.

What?! What example?! WHAT EXAMPLE DO YOU MEAN?! Do you mean something that is overly sentimental and glosses over the details of "penis goes in anus and this is a complicated thing to achieve" because NO SHIT, SHERLOCK, WHAT IS YOUR POINT? I just pointed one out to you that's like that that was written by a man!

Melodrama means "this takes itself seriously"? I beg your pardon, almost every clamp title ever written is full of melodrama and nobody takes that shit seriously either, it's for FUN, not for LITERARY VALUE. I mean, GOD. There's melodrama in yaoi because some people like melodrama. There's comedy in yaoi because some people like comedy. There's fantasy in yaoi because some people like fantasy. It's that simple.

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crube... did you have to go there.... x_x

Yes.

The conversation Set and Vampy has had tonight makes me glad I don't watch porn.

It sounds way toooo weird.

Don't let them discourage you! :eyebrows:

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