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The conversation Set and Vampy has had tonight makes me glad I don't watch porn.

It sounds way toooo weird.

Well, you see, plenty of it is really vanilla and actually normal, and apparently, to Set something being vanilla means that it takes itself seriously and intends itself to be a realistic representation of actual sex.

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Scares the crap out of me, too, man, but considering how many hentai it's in, apparently a large subset of guys like it. :mellow:

I have never seen these large nipples you speak of.

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What?! What example?! WHAT EXAMPLE DO YOU MEAN?! Do you mean something that is overly sentimental and glosses over the details of "penis goes in anus and this is a complicated thing to achieve" because NO SHIT, SHERLOCK, WHAT IS YOUR POINT? I just pointed one out to you that's like that that was written by a man!

Melodrama means "this takes itself seriously"? I beg your pardon, almost every clamp title ever written is full of melodrama and nobody takes that shit seriously either, it's for FUN, not for LITERARY VALUE. I mean, GOD. There's melodrama in yaoi because some people like melodrama. There's comedy in yaoi because some people like comedy. There's fantasy in yaoi because some people like fantasy. It's that simple.

Again, why present it as such when it clearly isn't. And I don't care what you say. It's presented in a light that is not indicative of what it actually is.

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Again, why present it as such when it clearly isn't. And I don't care what you say. It's presented in a light that is not indicative of what it actually is.

SET, NO ONE GOES AROUND SAYING SHOUJO ROMANCE IS INTENDED TO BE A REAL LIFE REPRESENTATION OF REAL PEOPLE! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU! IT DOES NOT HAVE TO BE RIDICULOUS IN ORDER TO NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!

I know you aren't too dense to see my point here, you're just being stubborn. Silly melodramatic romances abound and you don't see people whining, "that's not realistic!" You know why? BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT ALREADY! NO SHIT! It wasn't ever INTENDED to be realistic!

Nobody complains about the seriousness of shounen anime saying those fights aren't realistic either! You know why? BECAUSE WE ALREADY FUCKING KNOW THAT, YOU ARE MISSING THE POINT.

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Well, you see, plenty of it is really vanilla and actually normal, and apparently, to Set something being vanilla means that it takes itself seriously and intends itself to be a realistic representation of actual sex.

Yeah, because that's exactly what I said... bitch.

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You know, Hentia also tells you that if you rub a womans breasts, she instantly becomes defenceless. NOT TRUE. SHE WILL FUCK YOU RIGHT THE HELL UP.

EXACTLY THIS IS WHAT I'M FUCKING SAYING HERE.

Also girls don't suddenly blush and fall in love with you because you saved them from some muggers, either. Also jealousy is not a sign of TRU WUV either.

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SET, NO ONE GOES AROUND SAYING SHOUJO ROMANCE IS INTENDED TO BE A REAL LIFE REPRESENTATION OF REAL PEOPLE! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU! IT DOES NOT HAVE TO BE RIDICULOUS IN ORDER TO NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!

I know you aren't too dense to see my point here, you're just being stubborn. Silly melodramatic romances abound and you don't see people whining, "that's not realistic!" You know why? BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT ALREADY! NO SHIT! It wasn't ever INTENDED to be realistic!

Nobody complains about the seriousness of shounen anime saying those fights aren't realistic either! You know why? BECAUSE WE ALREADY FUCKING KNOW THAT, YOU ARE MISSING THE POINT.

I think he is getting on the ultra fan girls that do take it serious...

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SET, NO ONE GOES AROUND SAYING SHOUJO ROMANCE IS INTENDED TO BE A REAL LIFE REPRESENTATION OF REAL PEOPLE! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU! IT DOES NOT HAVE TO BE RIDICULOUS IN ORDER TO NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!

I know you aren't too dense to see my point here, you're just being stubborn. Silly melodramatic romances abound and you don't see people whining, "that's not realistic!" You know why? BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT ALREADY! NO SHIT! It wasn't ever INTENDED to be realistic!

Nobody complains about the seriousness of shounen anime saying those fights aren't realistic either! You know why? BECAUSE WE ALREADY FUCKING KNOW THAT, YOU ARE MISSING THE POINT.

You're the one being stubborn. Again, you won't relent. It's obvious by the writing and the art and overall presentation of most yaoi that it's meant to be seen in a more realistic light than it actually is. It's plain as fucking day.

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Yeah, because that's exactly what I said... bitch.

So, you're saying porn has to follow a completely different set of rules than ordinary entertainment and cannot be melodramatic or sentimental because IT'S NOT REALISTIC.

Yeah motherfucker, the fucking Matrix was melodramatic and unrealistic too.

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You're the one being stubborn. Again, you won't relent. It's obvious by the writing and the art and overall presentation of most yaoi that it's meant to be seen in a more realistic light than it actually is. It's plain as fucking day.

No, it fucking isn't, that's just your fucking idea because you like to pick on fangirls for being retards because you have motherfucking ISSUES.

DOES ANYONE THINK CARD CAPTOR SAKURA WAS MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY? SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKING TELL ME.

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Am I wierd for ignoring the longer paragraphers where everyone is arguing? I mean they usually confuse me, bore me, or give me a head ache.

-HAY AMY! Would you think of me as a pretentious prick if I subscribed to the New Yorker?

i don't read them either, and no

(especially since weren't you interested in journalism)

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ugh, UGH. Someone tell me why porn is subject to different rules than the rest of all entertainment. Someone tell me why romances and action movies can be retarded and melodramatic and no one cares, but the minute you introduce some sentimentality in a yaoi "IT'S TAKING ITSELF TOO SERIOUSLY"

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