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Its a girl, she's is my new neighbor. She's pretty but crazy! She's stalking and trying to seduce me! Her house across my house. Every time I look out the windows, she glares at me, smirks and takes off her clothes!

WTF?

why can't I have this type of problem?

your choices appear to be either ignore her or tell her that you're gay. Or you could fuck around with her head, but that'd be mean, and probably not a good idea if she's crazy.

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Tell her that you'd go out with her on the condition that she'll let you stick it in her pooper by the end of the night. Then the next day, text message her that the sex was so bad that it turned you gay, and you already found a gay man to date and be with for the rest of your life right after you two knocked boots the night before.

Okay, that's a tad extreme. But at least go over to her and ask if she likes you or something, then just try and explain that you're homosexual. That way she could move on to another guy instead of drooling over a man she can't be with.

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Tell her that you'd go out with her on the condition that she'll let you stick it in her pooper by the end of the night. Then the next day, text message her that the sex was so bad that it turned you gay, and you already found a gay man to date and be with for the rest of your life right after you two knocked boots the night before.

Okay, that's a tad extreme. But at least go over to her and ask if she likes you or something, then just try and explain that you're homosexual. That way she could move on to another guy instead of drooling over a man she can't be with.

I like it! Great idea! :tongue:

I told you! She knew Im gay!

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You'll need to scare her off by doing some off-the-wall bizzare shit. Something like when she's looking at you from the window, grab a jar of peanut butter and put it behind your back so she doesn't notice you have it, then with a gleeful smirk put your hand behind your back so it looks like your putting your hand up your ass, and reach deep inside the jar so your fingers get covered in it.

After you get a really good glop, bring your hand back up and playfully lick at the peanut buttery goodness and act like you enjoy the hell out of it. Course, she'll think it's something else.

This will either really, really freak her out to the point she leaves you alone and never talks to you again, or will just turn her on even more.

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You'll need to scare her off by doing some off-the-wall bizzare shit. Something like when she's looking at you from the window, grab a jar of peanut butter and put it behind your back so she doesn't notice you have it, then with a gleeful smirk put your hand behind your back so it looks like your putting your hand up your ass, and reach deep inside the jar so your fingers get covered in it.

After you get a really good glop, bring your hand back up and playfully lick at the peanut buttery goodness and act like you enjoy the hell out of it. Course, she'll think it's something else.

This will either really, really freak her out to the point she leaves you alone and never talks to you again, or will just turn her on even more.

Wow, dude. Just .. wow.

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You'll need to scare her off by doing some off-the-wall bizzare shit. Something like when she's looking at you from the window, grab a jar of peanut butter and put it behind your back so she doesn't notice you have it, then with a gleeful smirk put your hand behind your back so it looks like your putting your hand up your ass, and reach deep inside the jar so your fingers get covered in it.

After you get a really good glop, bring your hand back up and playfully lick at the peanut buttery goodness and act like you enjoy the hell out of it. Course, she'll think it's something else.

This will either really, really freak her out to the point she leaves you alone and never talks to you again, or will just turn her on even more.

:blink::blink:

she will like, "YUCK! what a nasty guy!"

Great idea! :ph34r:

But will Crube allow me to do such thing? :tongue:

im gonna do it! XD

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