Davy Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Its a girl, she's is my new neighbor. She's pretty but crazy! She's stalking and trying to seduce me! Her house across my house. Every time I look out the windows, she glares at me, smirks and takes off her clothes! WTF? Link to comment
Svenska Aeroplan Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Why can't this happen to me? Link to comment
Davy Posted February 25, 2007 Author Share Posted February 25, 2007 just come and take her! I have a boyfriend already! +_+ Link to comment
Svenska Aeroplan Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 just come and take her! I have a boyfriend already! +_+ I don't think it works that way. Link to comment
amy Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Write on a sign "I'M GAY" and flash it whenever she does that Link to comment
Ceraziefish Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Write on a sign "I'M GAY" and flash it whenever she does that Link to comment
Davy Posted February 25, 2007 Author Share Posted February 25, 2007 Write on a sign "I'M GAY" and flash it whenever she does that Great idea!! _Hey! I'm gay! So stop doing it!! _What? You're gay? Well.... it'll be more fun!! _But...I have a boyfriend already! _So? I have boyfriends, too! ..... Link to comment
amy Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 ^ Davy is a new-ish member to AE! YOU are an asshole! Link to comment
DreamerGirl Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 You're gay. You will have a lifetime of chicks constantly falling at your feet. That's just how it works. The ones who want them are doomed to fail and the ones who don't are stuck with their stalking ways. :laugh: Link to comment
Davy Posted February 25, 2007 Author Share Posted February 25, 2007 she loves hard things to get Link to comment
J-Stop Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 If you tell her you're gay, she'll only want to come over and watch... and possibliy film it. Link to comment
Satan Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Its a girl, she's is my new neighbor. She's pretty but crazy! She's stalking and trying to seduce me! Her house across my house. Every time I look out the windows, she glares at me, smirks and takes off her clothes! WTF? why can't I have this type of problem? your choices appear to be either ignore her or tell her that you're gay. Or you could fuck around with her head, but that'd be mean, and probably not a good idea if she's crazy. Link to comment
J-Stop Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Tell her that you'd go out with her on the condition that she'll let you stick it in her pooper by the end of the night. Then the next day, text message her that the sex was so bad that it turned you gay, and you already found a gay man to date and be with for the rest of your life right after you two knocked boots the night before. Okay, that's a tad extreme. But at least go over to her and ask if she likes you or something, then just try and explain that you're homosexual. That way she could move on to another guy instead of drooling over a man she can't be with. Link to comment
Makil Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Its a girl, she's is my new neighbor. She's pretty but crazy! She's stalking and trying to seduce me! Her house across my house. Every time I look out the windows, she glares at me, smirks and takes off her clothes! WTF? pics or it didnt happen Link to comment
Davy Posted February 26, 2007 Author Share Posted February 26, 2007 Tell her that you'd go out with her on the condition that she'll let you stick it in her pooper by the end of the night. Then the next day, text message her that the sex was so bad that it turned you gay, and you already found a gay man to date and be with for the rest of your life right after you two knocked boots the night before. Okay, that's a tad extreme. But at least go over to her and ask if she likes you or something, then just try and explain that you're homosexual. That way she could move on to another guy instead of drooling over a man she can't be with. I like it! Great idea! I told you! She knew Im gay! Link to comment
Davy Posted February 26, 2007 Author Share Posted February 26, 2007 Punch her in the cunt? eh.... i'll give it to you! But dont you feel angry when a girl trying to seduce your bf? XP Just kidding! She sent me a letter yesterday! Its kinda funny, we're neighbor. Link to comment
Crube Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 eh.... i'll give it to you! But dont you feel angry when a girl trying to seduce your bf? XP Just kidding! She sent me a letter yesterday! Its kinda funny, we're neighbor. Which is why I suggested violence! Link to comment
Davy Posted February 26, 2007 Author Share Posted February 26, 2007 Which is why I suggested violence! hehe, we'll go to jail together! so romantic! :sleep: Link to comment
Crube Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 hehe, we'll go to jail together! so romantic! It was self-defence! :ohmy: Link to comment
Davy Posted February 26, 2007 Author Share Posted February 26, 2007 It was self-defence! You didnt say "just punch her when she punches you!" eh...but what if she got mad and punches me? Link to comment
J-Stop Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 You'll need to scare her off by doing some off-the-wall bizzare shit. Something like when she's looking at you from the window, grab a jar of peanut butter and put it behind your back so she doesn't notice you have it, then with a gleeful smirk put your hand behind your back so it looks like your putting your hand up your ass, and reach deep inside the jar so your fingers get covered in it. After you get a really good glop, bring your hand back up and playfully lick at the peanut buttery goodness and act like you enjoy the hell out of it. Course, she'll think it's something else. This will either really, really freak her out to the point she leaves you alone and never talks to you again, or will just turn her on even more. Link to comment
Svenska Aeroplan Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 You'll need to scare her off by doing some off-the-wall bizzare shit. Something like when she's looking at you from the window, grab a jar of peanut butter and put it behind your back so she doesn't notice you have it, then with a gleeful smirk put your hand behind your back so it looks like your putting your hand up your ass, and reach deep inside the jar so your fingers get covered in it. After you get a really good glop, bring your hand back up and playfully lick at the peanut buttery goodness and act like you enjoy the hell out of it. Course, she'll think it's something else. This will either really, really freak her out to the point she leaves you alone and never talks to you again, or will just turn her on even more. Wow, dude. Just .. wow. Link to comment
Davy Posted February 26, 2007 Author Share Posted February 26, 2007 You'll need to scare her off by doing some off-the-wall bizzare shit. Something like when she's looking at you from the window, grab a jar of peanut butter and put it behind your back so she doesn't notice you have it, then with a gleeful smirk put your hand behind your back so it looks like your putting your hand up your ass, and reach deep inside the jar so your fingers get covered in it. After you get a really good glop, bring your hand back up and playfully lick at the peanut buttery goodness and act like you enjoy the hell out of it. Course, she'll think it's something else. This will either really, really freak her out to the point she leaves you alone and never talks to you again, or will just turn her on even more. she will like, "YUCK! what a nasty guy!" Great idea! But will Crube allow me to do such thing? im gonna do it! XD Link to comment
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