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North Dakotan Gangstas


Do they exist?  

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  1. 1. Do North Dakotan Gangstas exist, or are they just a myth?

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SD gave me an interesting argument about this: North Dakota doesn't really exist, but the gangstas do. They exist, yet come from a place that doesn't and are a paradox. Therefore, they must be God.

If they're God, they could do anything, right?

And if they could do anything, why would they CHOOSE to be in North Dakota?

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And prarie dogs and locust.

the locusts don't actually live there, they only fly through it like the plague they are

If they're God, they could do anything, right?

And if they could do anything, why would they CHOOSE to be in North Dakota?

that explains everything! A God stupid or masochistic enough to choose to live in North Dakota would explain creationists, emo, war, death, the holocaust, and Fox news. A smart, compassionate God wouldn't allow those things

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the locusts don't actually live there, they only fly through it like the plague they are

that explains everything! A God stupid or masochistic enough to choose to live in North Dakota would explain creationists, emo, war, death, the holocaust, and Fox news. A smart, compassionate God wouldn't allow those things

A smart, compassionate god wouldn't allow your FACE, either.

Oh I crack me up.

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