The Lone Magician Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 The polls are open. Link to comment
Svenska Aeroplan Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 Totally real. I swears I saw them on 4chan or something. Link to comment
ROCKSTEADY Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 Dude if they have your Cell, THEY MUST EXIST! Link to comment
Svenska Aeroplan Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 I call dibs on your stuff when the kill you for having the wrong phone. :D Link to comment
darkon Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 Bismarck or Fargo has to have something resembling gangs or illicit drug rings. Link to comment
J-Stop Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 People still live in North Dakota? Link to comment
Svenska Aeroplan Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 People still live in North Dakota? Yes. They've had to resort to becoming cold, hard, murderous gangstas to survive. Either that or the watch way too fucking much MTV because there isn't anything else to do. Link to comment
Satan Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 It is a proven fact that North Dakota consists entirely of Fargo, one road, and corn. Link to comment
FaultyClockwork Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 People still live in North Dakota? That's what I thought. It is a proven fact that North Dakota consists entirely of Fargo, one road, and corn. And prarie dogs and locust. Link to comment
Svenska Aeroplan Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 and gangsters with a phone Link to comment
Samurai Drifter Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 There are cell phone towers in North Dakota? Link to comment
auralaura Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 North Dakota doesn't really exist, therefore unless its gangsters are made out of corn, it's a myth. Link to comment
The Lone Magician Posted March 4, 2007 Author Share Posted March 4, 2007 North Dakota doesn't really exist, therefore unless its gangsters are made out of corn, it's a myth. SD gave me an interesting argument about this: North Dakota doesn't really exist, but the gangstas do. They exist, yet come from a place that doesn't and are a paradox. Therefore, they must be God. Link to comment
auralaura Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 SD gave me an interesting argument about this: North Dakota doesn't really exist, but the gangstas do. They exist, yet come from a place that doesn't and are a paradox. Therefore, they must be God. If they're God, they could do anything, right? And if they could do anything, why would they CHOOSE to be in North Dakota? Link to comment
Satan Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 And prarie dogs and locust. the locusts don't actually live there, they only fly through it like the plague they are If they're God, they could do anything, right? And if they could do anything, why would they CHOOSE to be in North Dakota? that explains everything! A God stupid or masochistic enough to choose to live in North Dakota would explain creationists, emo, war, death, the holocaust, and Fox news. A smart, compassionate God wouldn't allow those things Link to comment
Ceraziefish Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 the locusts don't actually live there, they only fly through it like the plague they are that explains everything! A God stupid or masochistic enough to choose to live in North Dakota would explain creationists, emo, war, death, the holocaust, and Fox news. A smart, compassionate God wouldn't allow those things A smart, compassionate god wouldn't allow your FACE, either. Oh I crack me up. Link to comment
The Lone Magician Posted March 12, 2007 Author Share Posted March 12, 2007 If they're God, they could do anything, right? And if they could do anything, why would they CHOOSE to be in North Dakota? Since it doesn't exist, no one will find their drugs. Link to comment
Satan Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 A smart, compassionate god wouldn't allow your FACE, either. Oh I crack me up. I'm pretty sure you shouldn't know what I look like... Link to comment
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