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What do you find lol-worthy and/or awesome about the internet, our favorite series of tubes? I've been wondering what makes it so damn addictive.

Is it the stupid gifs and sayings that spread like wildfire? The blatant sexual harassment and solicitation of minors? The dramatics? The elitist geeks? The emoticons ( :snakes::awesome::hardgay: :hardgay: :hardgay: )? ytmnd? Free anime and music? Amusing pictures of cats? Goldfish pr0n? Limitless useless trivia only a click away?

If you had to describe what forums and the internet was like to someone who didn't use it for anything more than research or email (or *gasp* not at all), what would you tell them it was like?

This is Intranets: The Thread!

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Things I love about the internet:

-Wikipedia.

-The fact that you can access pornography without financially supporting the porn industry (it's sorta like shoplifting playboy in the 50's).

-The ability to view almost any TV show whenever the fuck I want to.

-the community experiences available through message boards and whatnot.

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Everything, excluding all the shitty attempts at viral marketing and those social networking sites. Oh and anything involving conservatives or christianity. :awesome:

I'm sorry for going on a little rant here but I'm sick of christianty been thrown down as this oppressive thying that people hate, I don;t mind conservatives because there views are rather prickish. (woo go labour) but god most americans associate christianity with the bible belt of america and these unreasonable bastards enforcing views upon people. Let it be known I consider myself christian and take offense when most people here keep insulting my religion simply because they see it as some unreasonable person who says thats wrong let god into your life etc.

Sorry for that. Carry on lol internets. I pretty much go on the internet for this community of friends and free music and comics. Thank you I bid you good day.

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Yeah I have to go with the limitless amounts of porn. And not just plain old porn. No sir. Dirty filthy awful porn, which one you've stared into changes who you are. Like looking into the very face of madness...

Like furry porn. :awesome: Before the internet you'd have to get stuff commissioned and interact with an actual furry. Now it's just free online when you're looking in the right places.

Everyone who played Adventures had that thought in the back of their mind, the "You know, I'd like to see a slimmer, more tone version of the character getting fucked hard doggy style." one. Then you go to a place like 4chan and realize there's already an artist who did that.

You sick, sick fucks.

:awesome:

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I'm sorry for going on a little rant here but I'm sick of christianty been thrown down as this oppressive thying that people hate, I don;t mind conservatives because there views are rather prickish. (woo go labour) but god most americans associate christianity with the bible belt of america and these unreasonable bastards enforcing views upon people. Let it be known I consider myself christian and take offense when most people here keep insulting my religion simply because they see it as some unreasonable person who says thats wrong let god into your life etc.

Any institution whose followers believe someone was born of a virgin without a biological father, use magic tricks to raise the dead, heal people, turn water into wine and multiply fish and bread, cheated death by ressurecting and then post-humously wandered around talking to people then suddenly *poof* disappearing before being bodily raised into heaven, which is mother would also later do, is hilarious by default. :awesome:

EDIT: Porn isn't half bad either. But forums and music mostly.

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You sick, sick fucks.

:awesome:

I took the following quote from 4chan. I think it sums the site's community up rather nicely.

"/r/ing a hentai comic where shemale prisoners were brutally tortured by hot women in some secret prison... The one page I found on Hentai/Alternative a while back had a bust shemale getting her balls stomped by a blonde in heels until she came... Good stuff."
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I took the following quote from 4chan. I think it sums the site's community up rather nicely.

What's more disturbing, the person who actually made that comic, or the person/people who request it?

I'm glad I don't have anything like that.

... or do I? :awesome:

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