darkon Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 HAHAHAHAHAH Ladies and gents. The ultimate irony. MADD Award Winner Charged With DUI CINCINNATI, May 04, 2007 (AP Online via COMTEX) -- A city police officer who recently received an award from Mothers Against Drunk Driving has been charged with drunken driving, authorities said. Specialist Charles Beebe's SUV was pulled over Wednesday in Aurora, Ind., after a motorist reported that he had forced two vehicles off the road, the arresting officer's report said. Beebe failed a field sobriety test and agreed to a chemical test. His blood-alcohol content was 0.08 percent, the point at which a motorist is considered legally drunk in Indiana, according to the arrest report. Beebe, 54, pleaded not guilty Thursday in Lawrenceburg, Ind., and was released on $1,500 bond. The 32-year member of the Cincinnati Police Department received a Top Cop award this year from MADD's Southwestern Ohio chapter. A Cincinnati police spokeswoman did not return a call seeking comment. Aurora is about 20 miles southwest of Cincinnati. Hahahahahah! Link to comment
DreamerGirl Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 I still think the religious guy who was against homosexuality that liked his own was more ironic. :hardgay: Link to comment
Tanni Foemangler Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 best thing since that basketball player wrecked his car driving drunk while masturbating :headbang: Link to comment
PMA Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 best thing since that basketball player wrecked his car driving drunk while masturbating This girl I know from high school got in a wreck while giving a guy road-head. She was the one driving. :awesome: Link to comment
Gundampilotspaz Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 This girl I know from high school got in a wreck while giving a guy road-head. She was the one driving. *head esplode* Link to comment
FaultyClockwork Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 best thing since that basketball player wrecked his car driving drunk while masturbating To porn on a laptop he had placed near the wheel. This girl I know from high school got in a wreck while giving a guy road-head. She was the one driving. LOL Link to comment
darkon Posted May 8, 2007 Author Share Posted May 8, 2007 This girl I know from high school got in a wreck while giving a guy road-head. She was the one driving. My kinda gal! Link to comment
No Sad Endings Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 of course, if his blood-alcohol level was only .08 percent, that may be legally intoxicated, but that's really barely anything. That shouldn't have been enough to make him behave in a strange and erratic fashion. Link to comment
Natsu Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 best thing since that basketball player wrecked his car driving drunk while masturbating There was a coach for the Detroit Lions who was intoxicated and driving naked around the city a couple months back. Link to comment
darkon Posted May 8, 2007 Author Share Posted May 8, 2007 There was a coach for the Detroit Lions who was intoxicated and driving naked around the city a couple months back. Highlight of the season! Link to comment
shundi Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 This girl I know from high school got in a wreck while giving a guy road-head. She was the one driving. The real question is.. what did the guy do after that? 1. BAMCRASHPOW! 2. girlpassedout 3. fapfapfap? :awesome: Link to comment
Gundampilotspaz Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 So the story basically said "Cop is asshole" No one is surprised at that. Link to comment
darkon Posted May 8, 2007 Author Share Posted May 8, 2007 So the story basically said "Cop is asshole" No one is surprised at that. Except MADD obviously. They're really mad. I HAVE WAITED 19 YEARS TO MAKE THAT JOKE! Link to comment
Ceraziefish Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Except MADD obviously. They're really mad. I HAVE WAITED 19 YEARS TO MAKE THAT JOKE! *HIGH FUCKIN' FIVE* CLASSIC Link to comment
Belial Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 At my Junior Prom a guy won a helocopter ride to Prom for himself and his date courtesy of SADD. Apparently he was totally blitzed when he flew there. Link to comment
ROCKSTEADY Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 damn, i got pwned for blowing .17 and sitting in the backseat of a car. Link to comment
darkon Posted May 8, 2007 Author Share Posted May 8, 2007 *HIGH FUCKIN' FIVE* CLASSIC Glad you appreciate it. At my Junior Prom a guy won a helocopter ride to Prom for himself and his date courtesy of SADD. Apparently he was totally blitzed when he flew there. I got shitfaced with my college's SADD president. It was an epic experience. Link to comment
DreamerGirl Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 But SADD isn't against drinking I thought, just drunk driving? Link to comment
darkon Posted May 8, 2007 Author Share Posted May 8, 2007 But SADD isn't against drinking I thought, just drunk driving? I'm pretty sure drinking too. Or at least drinking enough so you start saying racist things. Link to comment
Belial Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Now a days S.A.D.D. means Students Against Destructive Decisions... So yeah, getting shitfaced is probably among those. Link to comment
Artie Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 :awesome: so...did MADD take back the award...or....someone has to ask. Link to comment
Gundampilotspaz Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Now a days S.A.D.D. means Students Against Destructive Decisions... So yeah, getting shitfaced is probably among those. I thought it was "Students Against Destroying Dreams" Which is impossible, unless they built a big ray gun that destroys brain waves. IMMM DRUNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! Wrong thread Link to comment
DreamerGirl Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Now a days S.A.D.D. means Students Against Destructive Decisions... So yeah, getting shitfaced is probably among those. Hm. No wonder my school lacks one then. Link to comment
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