Gundampilotspaz Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Dear Michael, Every year I attempt to boost my students' final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points. There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It's as if you didn't look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year! May God have mercy on your soul. Sincerely, Professor William Turner P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on. B is the new C http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1730017 Link to comment
J-Stop Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 This is probably B but it's still hilarious. Link to comment
darkon Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 This reminds me of my Geology exam. There were 4 sections that each had like 5 choices. Total I knew about 3 of them, so I filled those out. And then rest got the exact same letter. Assuring 5 more correct answers. Link to comment
Natsu Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 There was an elephant in the way.... Link to comment
The Lone Magician Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 lawlz, this reminds me that I've been seeing my ScanTron test answers more as Guitar Hero frets. Link to comment
Chris Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 haha in my 9th grade Spanish class, someone did that on their final Link to comment
No Sad Endings Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1730017 ahahaha Link to comment
ROCKSTEADY Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 because C is for COOOOKKKIIIEEE! Link to comment
Galkar Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 HAR HAR the professor's name is William Turner :awesome: Link to comment
amy Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 HAR HAR the professor's name is William Turner I noticed that too :awesome: Link to comment
Galkar Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 I noticed that too WHEN WAS YOUR NEW SIG CREATED? IT IS AMAZING :hail: Link to comment
amy Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 I KNOW Lindsay made it in this thread http://www.accelerated-e.com/index.php?showtopic=3478 Link to comment
Galkar Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 I KNOW Lindsay made it in this thread http://www.accelerated-e.com/index.php?showtopic=3478 Link to comment
Poophy Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 This is probably B but it's still heresy . Fixed haha in my 9th grade Spanish class, someone did that on their final I still do that Link to comment
Ceraziefish Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 When I took the WASL, if you finished early they would let you out of school early, right? So I guessed on every single question in the math section. Just filled it out as quickly as I could, and left. Link to comment
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