PMA Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 People can take this thread seriously, or not. It doesn't really matter. Haiku is one of those art-forms that can be ridiculously beautiful, or ridiculously ridiculous. I've always been one to head towards the latter. But ya, feel free to make some haiku up on the spot, or some you already have written, or some of your favorites you've read. Here's a couple Nickriginals (both from a poetry class a few years ago, and some made up on the spot): I am not Narwhal. But yes I have just one horn. I am Unicorn. -------------------------------------- While wearing no shoes... How many roads must you walk? I walk forty-two. -------------------------------------- Pants at my ankles. I vomit in your fish bowl. I love Jack & Coke. -------------------------------------- Link to comment
mst3kjunkie Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 not original, but: haiku are easy but they don't always make sense. refrigerator. Link to comment
Ceraziefish Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 What the fuck is this Christ, get some rhyming and taste Seriously guys. Link to comment
Tanni Foemangler Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 hay, watch your language don't talk shit in my forum you fucking dickhead Link to comment
Ceraziefish Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 hay, watch your language don't talk shit in my forum you fucking dickhead / Hey moderator Lay off me, I didn't do anything wrong... oops Link to comment
PMA Posted May 17, 2007 Author Share Posted May 17, 2007 I have a boner. Too bad girls are super mean. Time to masturbate. Link to comment
amy Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 I'd like to buy her some toffee But I don't have a daughter As I pass a sidewalk store in autumn Link to comment
Ceraziefish Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Wrryyyyy!!! Tubgirl, oh tubgirl You are so absolutely disgusting tonight. Link to comment
Tanni Foemangler Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 folks don't want to see tubgirl covered in feces so she's getting axed Link to comment
Ceraziefish Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Okay, that was so Totally cool that I'll stop Screwing around now. Link to comment
PMA Posted May 18, 2007 Author Share Posted May 18, 2007 Dude... you all have some very impressive haiku skills. -------------------------------------------- I am really tired... But the time is only 9. Thus, its time to drink! Link to comment
Tanni Foemangler Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 new Pig Destroyer beckons to me, but... but i... give in to the grind :headbang: Link to comment
PMA Posted May 18, 2007 Author Share Posted May 18, 2007 Phantom Limb scares me But there's nothing wrong with that Give in to the grind! Link to comment
Chris Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 All hail the mighty Behemoth! Creators of incredible tunes Link to comment
amy Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 i only have to collect a few more coke caps to get a CD Link to comment
PMA Posted May 18, 2007 Author Share Posted May 18, 2007 Oh Opeth Peter Lord of drug induced guitar Hail Mister Lindgren -------------------------------------- Sitting on the lid Of my porcelain toilet There's a loud cricket Link to comment
Ceraziefish Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Here's a classic haiku my friend wrote about our other friends (HE WAS INSINUATING THAT THEY ARE GAY). It's always been my favorite haiku. Galen and Isaac. Their love is as pure as snow. Unf unf unf unf unf. Link to comment
Mithrandir Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Got myself a beer I'm going to watch "persona" Ingmar Bergman Rocks Link to comment
amy Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 i'd need three haiku to explain what i'm doing to my hair later Link to comment
PMA Posted May 18, 2007 Author Share Posted May 18, 2007 A classic from the great King Koopa, Bowser. Like the moon over the day, my genius and brawn are lost on these fools Link to comment
Tanni Foemangler Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 three bright red numbers two colon five, and then nine it is time for bed Link to comment
PMA Posted May 20, 2007 Author Share Posted May 20, 2007 Why am I so bored? Nothing holds my attention Maybe I'll jerk off... Link to comment
Chris Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 That sounds a plan Perhaps I'll do the same now The Haiku I mean Link to comment
Tanni Foemangler Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 drawing dragonflies, less fun than i expected. cry me a river Link to comment
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