Nega-Brent Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Ever since he added me on Facebook I've been blissfully amused by the revelation that his girlfriend's pet name for our dear Foldered is Snowball, a cold natural weapon and a dirty, filthy sexual act that many of you have undoubtedly fapped too. This intervention on his behalf is meant to help him realize he needs to change his display name to Snowball. I'm bored. P.S. I love you guys. Except you Siendra. Link to comment
Siendra Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Sorry Fold, but I have to agree with Brenton on this once. Link to comment
winterlong Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 No waaaaaay! He loves it. And when I am feeling really loving, I tell him to never melt on me. Link to comment
Nega-Brent Posted May 16, 2007 Author Share Posted May 16, 2007 No waaaaaay! He loves it. And when I am feeling really loving, I tell him to never melt on me. Continue please! Let's make this the official "Foldered's Girlfriend Reveals Foldered's Tender Secrets" thread. Link to comment
FaultyClockwork Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 And when I am feeling really loving, I tell him to never melt on me. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW! Link to comment
Silver Cyclone Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Is it weird I can turn the whole melting thing in to a crude sexual snowball related sexual innuendo? Link to comment
winterlong Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 WELL, we used to have this thing called Spoon Friday, because he would ask me to spoon so often, that I became upset and told him that now there will only be one day out of seven that I will allow his body to conform to mine in that way. But now that is just a joke between us, as we all know how enjoyable spooning is for all involved. Link to comment
FaultyClockwork Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Is it weird I can turn the whole melting thing in to a crude sexual snowball related sexual innuendo? You're the first person I went to when I was curious about porn. For you, it is neither weird nor surprising. WELL, we used to have this thing called Spoon Friday, because he would ask me to spoon so often, that I became upset and told him that now there will only be one day out of seven that I will allow his body to conform to mine in that way. But now that is just a joke between us, as we all know how enjoyable spooning is for all involved. Aaaaaaw. Link to comment
Gundampilotspaz Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 WELL, we used to have this thing called Spoon Friday, because he would ask me to spoon so often, that I became upset and told him that now there will only be one day out of seven that I will allow his body to conform to mine in that way. But now that is just a joke between us, as we all know how enjoyable spooning is for all involved. Tell me more about this.... "spooning" Link to comment
Silver Cyclone Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 I'm actually rather famous for it among my friends. I have developed an amazing ability to turn anything sexual. I could be a superhero. IN -UR-ENDO MAN wait now I sound gay. Link to comment
FaultyClockwork Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 I once turned a vending machine into a sexual innuendo. I can't remember how I did it but it impressed/grossed out my friends. Link to comment
winterlong Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 I would love to continue this conversation, but I have a full load of underwear in the washing machine that I must attend to. Link to comment
No Sad Endings Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 I am also in favor of this Link to comment
Nega-Brent Posted May 16, 2007 Author Share Posted May 16, 2007 I would love to continue this conversation, but I have a full load of underwear in the washing machine that I must attend to. Tell us more about this "underwear." Link to comment
Ceraziefish Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Foldered and Winterlong sound like they have a ridiculously cute relationship. Every time I read about it, I start missing my girlfriend a whole lot. We've done similar things, but we do have a strict no-pet-names rule. Link to comment
Nega-Brent Posted May 16, 2007 Author Share Posted May 16, 2007 Foldered and Winterlong sound like they have a ridiculously cute relationship. Every time I read about it, I start missing my girlfriend a whole lot. We've done similar things, but we do have a strict no-pet-names rule. My girlfriend's pet name for me is "Brenty Bear." Link to comment
Tanni Foemangler Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Snowball and Winterlong has a nice ring to it Link to comment
darkon Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 I'm actually rather famous for it among my friends. I have developed an amazing ability to turn anything sexual. I could be a superhero. IN -UR-ENDO MAN wait now I sound gay. It's true. I spent enough time with him where nothing was sacred. Me: "Hey there's a a good huminatarian helping out poor starving children." SC: "Oh he's filling them up alright. Filling them up with semen!" An example that never happened. As for the topic. CHANGE YOUR NAME OR I'LL HATE YOU. Link to comment
ROCKSTEADY Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 this thread just makes foldered look like a really sweet boyfriend. Link to comment
Harrison Ford Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 I wish I could be a sweet boyfriend. :'( Snowball is my inspiration for more. Link to comment
winterlong Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Are you embarrassed, muffin? Link to comment
Samurai Drifter Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Posting in a legendary thread. Link to comment
Mithrandir Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 What the hay, I'll support this name change dealy. Link to comment
Samurai Drifter Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Are you embarrassed, muffin? Call him snoogums! Link to comment
winterlong Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Call him snoogums! Hmm, I don't think that I have ever actually used that one on him. Yet. :awesome: Link to comment
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