noodle Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 SKYNET 5A goes live "REAPER" to be run by SKYNET taken from CRACKED.com There's a line between tempting fate and dressing up in a low-cut gown, lying on a bed covered in thousand dollar bills and purring "Oh Fate, you big handsome stud." That line is naming your project after something already famous for killing the world. At least the other cases listed above pretended to have non-lethal goals; the biologists didn't call their virus "Anthrax Leprosyton," and even the North Korean government claims the nuclear program is for the good of their people, no matter how face-blisteringly ludicrous that claim may be. Link to comment
Satan Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 I wonder how many Sarah Connors are arming themselves as we speak? Link to comment
darkon Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 This is the cancer that's killing the world. Link to comment
J-Stop Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 All I have to do now is figure out a way to Rick Roll a satellite. Hum... Link to comment
ROCKSTEADY Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 this not funny when your high. Link to comment
Artie Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 OH SHI-- qft. now let's sit patiently and wait for humanity's downfall shall we? Link to comment
noodle Posted May 26, 2007 Author Share Posted May 26, 2007 qft. now let's sit patiently and wait for humanity's downfall shall we? NO! we must fight back! we need to find this boy: Link to comment
margot Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 I don't get it?? I never saw the terminator Link to comment
noodle Posted May 26, 2007 Author Share Posted May 26, 2007 in terminator, skynet was a fictional network of computers that became self aware and decided to terminate mankind. and now its real skynet wiki (fictional) skynet wiki (real) Link to comment
Artie Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 NO! we must fight back! we need to find this boy: damn, I had a nice spot picked out to watch the nukes fall too. Link to comment
Gundampilotspaz Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 in terminator, skynet was a fictional network of computers that became self aware and decided to terminate mankind. and now its real skynet wiki (fictional) skynet wiki (real) Actually, according to the article SKYNET has been in the sky since the 60's Link to comment
LeadingMan Posted June 5, 2007 Share Posted June 5, 2007 If it's been up since the 60s then... OMG. The robots have already won and replaced all the humans with humanoid robots and convinced us that we're humans and then made a movie about robots killing humans and we didn't realize it was a 100% accurate history lesson!!! No wonder Arnold exists in our reality! [You have gained 6 conspiracy points] Link to comment
noodle Posted June 7, 2007 Author Share Posted June 7, 2007 But that version of Skynet was not advanced enough to become self aware. Skynet 6 will probably go online in 2012 and be the one to become self-aware. OH GOD, THEY SENT ONE BACK IN TIME TO POST ON OUR FORUMS AND MOCK US!!!!!! Link to comment
Recommended Posts
Please sign in to comment
You will be able to leave a comment after signing in
Sign In Now