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SANDWICH CALCULUS

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The derivative of a sandwich on wheat bread with ham and mustard in it is:

a mustard sandwich made out of ham.

And then the second derivative of a sandwich on wheat bread with ham and mustard in it is:

mustard

Mustard is a constant in this case.

The integral of mustard, given x = chicken, bread or ham, let's say bread is

mustard(bread) + c.

The integral of a mustard sandwich made out of ham is ham^(bread)\2 + mustard(bread) + c

I THINK I'M A GENIUS

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